- Stick Ranger Comments -

No, not SR. I mean the other game that took me 30 hours, and I'm still leveling up a little, I got a bit bored of it. The max level on that game is level 99. SR's max is about 70 or something...

@rad630
Exactly....what is it now, Level 75?
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Departure reset: I leave on Monday at 13:00, after that, I'll be gone for the next 2 months, until I make a swastika comment to signal myself, and return once again.

Omega: HOLYMOTHEROFCHIZBALLS. Well, to get to the max level on this game anyway, it takes about that long as well...

Since the letters stand for some engrish non-sense (Lovely sweet dream), it's obvious they did it for cult/shock value. Sh.it, even on the cover art they just put LSD in huge yellow letters with "Dream emulator" in a tiny white font below it. And since it has nothing to do with the drug, why'd they pick their engrish non-sense acronym? Oh yea, shock/cult value.

@V3V
How did anything that I said give credence to the "cult" value?
It's, as in the title, a dream simulator. Based off real dreams. I'm not even sure if the LSD is supposed to stand for the drug because of the ways they portrait the game, the combinations of letters, and the fact that the diary of dreams was NOT done with LSD.

@rad630
(08:46) Correction: 1 game split into 4 DISCS.
(11:41) No, that's a supernoob.
@destroyman
We cannot help unless you tell your team's classes. Sorry. :)
@cowman1
Congrats. You just got ranked as NOOB for failing Atraps's Rule.

Which gives credence to my "adding to cult/shock value" theory. Thanks for proving my point.

NOTE: For your convenience you can print these instructions by pressing the Ctrl and P keys on your keyboard.

1. Click Start on the Windows taskbar, type "devmgmt.msc", and press Enter on your keyboard. On the User Account Control screen, click Continue. The Device Manager screen will display.

2. On the Device Manager screen, click "+" (preceding Monitors).

3. Right-click Generic PnP Monitor and select Update Driver Software. The Update Driver Software menu will appear.

4. On the Update Driver Software menu, select "Browse my computer for driver software" and select "Let me pick from a list of device drivers on my computer".

5. On the Update Driver Software menu, click Have Disk, type "c:\viewsonic" (where "c" is the boot drive), and click OK.

6. Select your monitor and click Next.
A warning message may display "Windows can't verify the publisher of this driver software." Please ignore this message and click "Install this driver software anyway."

After the wizard has successfully installed your monitor, click Close.

NOTE: The above instructions are also available on your computer in the "viewsonic" folder.

@Kruppol
Flame arrow, Ruby and Garnet 4
Two Flame Sabels, Ruby and Garnet 4 (50+ mag)
or lightsabers, or the freeze swords, with their respective jewels
and a Big Icicle, Big Thunder, or super volcano.

Also, the game is made after a real diary of dreams. There was a person who wrote down every one of her(?) dreams for a while just for the entire project.

@banimals
For one, they use different sets of words for LSD.
And for two, the game was originally made in Japan. In fact, most of the English version is untranslated.

Noob below.

WUT R THE CONTROLS

destroyman: Well, get a high ranged sniper with 160 + range (the extra 10 so the sniper can stay out of the range) and shoot the boss down. Hope for the best.

awesome

he keeps cheapshoting me

could sombody tell me how to beat seaside 1 boss?

Omega: Only 60-70 hours for 4 games? I spent about 30-40 hours on ONE game.

That game sounds really boring, and I don't like that they added "LSD" to the name just for shock/cult value.

@Yosuke
Exactly...

@Atraps
What is an LSD dream simulator?

@Omega
Yea lol and many many rage quits because of how powerful the bosses are. I swear people who make final fantasy games take so much pride into their awesome powerful bosses they make.

@Atraps
I actually remember seeing one of those, but I can't remember where...
@Yosuke
I know, it's going to take at least 60-70 gameplay hours just to get through 4 discs. *sigh* I still have to finish VII and IX. Oh, well.

It's not as good as the real thing.

@Atraps

LSD Dream Simulator?
What the...

a while ago(before i knew this game existed) i had a dream i as ha55ii created this game. the next day i went and Google and found the game and it freaked me out. but im amazed at what my dream self did XD

@Omega
Good luck on the final fantasy one.

@Omega16
pfft, wanna talk about a rare PS1 game?
You will NEVER find a legitimate copy of LSD Dream Emulator. Yes, that's an actual game for the PS1.

they should add backgrounds for this game

@Yosuke
I bought 3 PS1 games(all rare and in Black Label) and 1 DS game.
Here's what they are:
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DS:
Spyro: Shadow Legacy (2005)
PS1:
Final Fantasy VIII (1999)
MediEvil (1998)
Brave Fencer Musashi (1998) SPENT 4 FU KING YEARS TRYING TO FIND THIS ONE!!!

I'm officially a baconist. Yayuh. Also, a creeper. BRB!

@Omega16
What are they?

@Anonymousperson5
Doesn't make sense, I know. :l
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Just bought 4 more games today; it cost me $90, but it was fu king worth it.

Your comment is just a string of text, I'm sorry to say.

@Cod
Oh I get what you're saying. I am just saying that you're just making a big deal over a little thing.

@anonymous
The next Priest weapon it's a Poison Staff

@ka boomer
When it's cooked right, it is. If only it rained bacon....
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New noobs: 1
Name: destroyman
Reason: Failing to beat Seaside 1 because he "thinks" it's overpowered, and failing Atraps's rule of "Don't post about a minute later asking if anyone's here, wanting instructions, etc."
(Atraps, if you post a comment about that rule, it's that I used your comment to make a rule idea.)

I believe I am the Bacon Lord. I responded with Potassium, yes. However, not too long ago I convinced several people on here and on the Powder Game Comments Board to convert to Baconism.

But Bacon is also fu.cking awesome.

If anybody want to know (if you dont then dont look), here are the next weapons

-Boxer-Freeze claw
-Gladiator-Long blade
-Sniper-Unknown
-Magician-Some kind of freeze type
-Priest-Unknown
-Gunner-Grenade-like
-Whipper-Ice flail
-Angel-Thorn chakram

And even if you do know it's meaning, it's a long string of text, basically. What idiot added that to the scheme of work?

Also, Yosuke, you are amazingly good at utterly missing the point of everything everyone says.

Stop rambling about the Periodic Table. All he said was "Bacon is luvvli"

I got 2 Gladiators, One sniper, One magician. Any tips for good items/compo?
(Level 63 for now)

@Cod
I said arithmetic. Lol
Yes, I know that it's pointless without learning what it does, or what its meaning is. :P Isn't everything?

how on earth do you beat him?!

seaside 1 boss is overpowerd!!!

@Sparky or Gir
DAFUQ?

@Omega16
actually people have been talking about bacon as a result of it being f-ing awesome.
get your facts straight :K

@rad630
Because most my random comment contain a swastika in it.
Also, Bromine.
@Atraps
People have been responding with periodic table names and talking about bacon since ka boomer said "I respond with Potassium." to a comment(I think it was either yours or rad630's comment)

I wasn't looking at the comments in a while because I started and instantly got addicted to TF2.
and what has happened here

Why a swastika?

Also, after next week, I'll be gone for 2 months.
TWO
FU KING
MONTHS!!!!
Before you see me again on 2 Jul. When that day comes, look out for a swastika comment, and you will find me.

2 Gladiators, One sniper, One magician. Any tips for good items/compo?
(Level 54 for now, Just after Cavern 4

Potassium.

Alright, I'm back after a 2 day field trip to Charleston, and another weapon addition today? I'll be damned.
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@BetaTest
When the hell did I recently call you a *...*(responding with this so you don't say 'right now, you just did.')
@Anonymousperson5
I respond with ...

@Cod
Too late bro. It can't be changed so might as well deal with it.

Uh... I agree! *Didn't read textwall at all*

No, AP5, that is utterly beside the point. Maths is about working out the answer.

It is similar, however, to being given the answers before the test and having to memorise them - that's all that is. Regurgitating pointless learned knowledge, rather than showing understanding or intelligence.

On another note, I have yet to find a pocket calculator capable of factorising, expanding algebraic quadratics, finding HCFs and LCMs, finding the position-to-term or term-to-term rules for a sequence...

As well as that, even if one could, you would still need maths to know what sums to do.

Anyway, pointlessly learning and regurgitating pointless knowledge like that is pointless. How does it help you learn anything, or make you smarter? It doesn't, especially if you don't understand the rules behind the table. Again, it's pointless unless it requires you to show understanding or the ability to solve something.

AP5, those aren't similar situations at all.

will i pwnd DQBlizzerd, anyway hes a rank 2 and im a rank 3.

DQBlizzerd in vs mode said he was a newb,im not kidden u gotta see it!

@Cod
You could make the same argument, saying that learning to do arithmetic is useless because calculators are available everywhere, but we're getting into deeper arguments then.

Also, the element song is fun to sing.

Cod: I agree.
AP5: O.o

asdf Plise delet

Errrm, what is the point in memorising the whole table? That's just stupid. You can get a diagram any time you need one (in the UK we have a paper copy when we do our GCSEs), and as long as you understand how it works, you don't need to have memorised every element in the whole thing.

Whoever decided that should be in the curriculum was an idiot.

@rad
Lol
I did that in 4th grade c:

@Sparky
Iodine Lutetium Boron Barium Cobalt Nitrogen Arsenic...uh...oh god

osh!t
dis place just went from teh epicness to noobworld
gtfo wit dat bacon and periodic table sh!t
and fc'k u omega, i taught u waz cool, but u called meh a bastarrd
so f'ck u

Any chance we could get movement(not attacks) via arrow keys for currently selected stickman?

I haven't memorized the Periodic Table yet... XD

@ka boomer
barium cobalt nitrogen iodine sulfur lutetium vanadium lithium.

KB: I have an Angel with a Thunder Chakram, a Bullet's 4, and another compo I can't remember, and it basically vaporizes a huge crowd in about 4 or 5 quick strikes. It shoots 4 rings going in a constant circle.
xzern: Bacon is good.

Really, Rad? That's pretty damn good. Explain please!

There should be a an app for all of dese games! Mobile all the games!

There should be a stick ranger app.

Good as bacon?

If you use them right, they're almost as good as bacon.

From my experience, not all that good.

I kinda wanna know how good Angels are? Never used them before.

Potassium

@Firekit
All teams are the best. It just depends if you can use them right.

wanna be IMMORTAL choose 2 priest and 2 gunner

@firekit: Okay, no, I'm not that evil. Ignore what I said before, just choose 4 Snipers.

@firekit: 4 Priests.

Can somebody tell me which four characters can be created as the best term? I am a new guy for this.

Good for you.

its awsome!the 2d time i played it i started to get good at the game!im glad they made it!:)

Herobrine: Meh.

Imagine for a second an update w/ new weapons + stage. Hold on... let me clean the cum stains from my keyboard... ohhh yeaaaa

Oh hey....new WEAPONRY!

Potassium's symbol, K. It's the standard response to more or less any situation.

@Fake Me,

OH MAH GAWD I R FAMUS!

AHAHAHAH!!

Eh. Ok update.

Stick Ranger ver11.2

Weapon addition.
"fire claw" AT correction.
"inferno" RANGE correction.

look we're talking about stick ranger now :D

@Marx2
You got your compo addition at least 1-2 months ago. You don't like the jewels?
Also, I've seen more stage additions in a row than what you said, most of us have.
@rad630
Exactly.

False KB: Yes you are.
Omega: Good point, it SHOULD be a stage update... and every third time, probably a weapon / compo addition.
Real KB: Wut?

@Omega16
And 3 stage additions in a row? I don't think so

@Omega16
Because i want the F$%&# jewel addition !!!

@False ka boomer
You just failed....miserably.
@ka boomer
...O....k?
@Marx2
...What the f#$k? Almost EVERY single time, you have the highest update possibility is a compo addition! What the hell, the highest is a freaking Stage addition. Argh.

i am an idiot

@Deaths Messenger
You can reduce the cost of bullets by buying magic. Also, you get more than enough money if you actually progress through the game decently. And if you can't deal with it, you can select any other combinations without the gunner (which is a lot).

I respond with Potassium.

@Deaths Messenger
Just spend in MAG to reduce the cost per shot

Example:
Shotgun 1 - $15 per shot
Add Blue Stone 1 (5 MAG) - 10$ per shot

Tomorrow SR Update Probabilities:

50% Jewel Adittion
35% Stage Adittion
10% Non of these
5% Weapon Adittion

Oh, great, now Sparky or Gir is here normally.
Who started a fire in the PG comments?

idea : bomber
silmar to gun but the bomb costs noting

deals 25-35 damage
lvl 2 deals 25-40 damage
lvl 3 deals 40-60 damage

He needs money to buy ammo. And don't even pick the gunner if you don't like it stupid.

Took me forever to learn why i never had money, its because the gunner eats 5$ a shot. Really? What a game breaking character. Enjoyed this game until i learned this. 7/10

Saywut?

game 9

Noooooo, I just lost my old team and it completed the game, only if the game could save your teams :(

and horsemann.

You can respond with:
Chicken
Moose
Party
Applesauce
Troll
Explosive taco
and Horseman

Time Breaker, FINALLY!
@rad630
I...I don't know how to respond to that.

I wouldn't call it boasting. I would call it telling people about my highly superior team to make them feel bad. :3

@Rad630
Are you seriously boasting to a new comer...very sad.

@rad630
(08:06)
FOR CHRIST SAKE, I'M AN OLD SCHOOL GAMER!!!
Even though the last 5 games I bought cost me $227.
(22:05)
Because we're elite players, as well as Yosuke, Atraps, and Mathgenius.
Speaking of Mathgenius, its been a while since he showed up.

Wow, you're a noob. All of my teams are at least level 50.

my stick rangers are lvl 17 =3 i've never gotten this far

lol

PS1? Get a PS3.

Wow....2nd day in a row, nobody's posted after me within 2 hours. I was on my PS1 the whole time, AND I'M STILL ON IT!!

@Atraps
I like it too.
Just a normal day in SR comments.
@TehTennisBall
...........
I don't even know how to respond to that.
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Hmmm, strange.
AP5 has been coming here normally, and so has TehTennisBall. Wonder why they left before we went into the troll wars.

SKELETOR,

So anyone who disagrees with your opinion is a noob? Good job being a bigoted fool.

Kayla & uranium lover: you are nooooooooooooobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it when idiots ask a question on this comment board, expect an IMMEDIATE answer, and then repost literally a minute later asking if anyone is even here as if it's a chat room.

@Anonymousperson5
Dude, you were gone for like 4 months or so. I know because you weren't in the war with Chadultian, but in the PGCB, where you normally go on a daily basis. : P
@rad630
Never mind.
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Damn...watching Flash videos while typing this.

I like how you forget I was gone for a while

hello

how do you edit your team like really it doesnt work anyone here

Right here.

...
...
...
You kidding me? Where is everyone?

@Anonymousperson5
I like how you find that interesting. It happened 2 months past.
@kalya and Uranium Lover
Four words, one acronym(?)
GTFO!!!!!
@rad630
Lol. That boss is easy as hell.
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Just a reminder, If you see me on Friday-Sunday, I'll be on a reward trip with 35 of my friends. If I don't show up, then I forgot my computer. : P

Uranium: You probably raged at the Grassland 1 boss. Noobs.

i really agree with you kalya. im glad this game hasent had a update in a while.

I like how V3V is still called V3V even if the code changed.

Or maybe they got deleted, Idk

When not thinking about possibilities of the afterlife or whether it even exists or not, I am perfectly happy with my life. I have so much time to myself and not with those I find as idiots. I'm pretty moody and sometimes even angry in my mind when I'm school from the morons around me during those times. I had people who romantically loved me after I declared my denial of love, and thus I could of had them, but I chose not to. I CHOOSE to be this way. I have completely seen everything that has happened in my life for the little over 16 years I've been alive, and you've only heard minor fractions scattered without an order for about a year or less.
And when I say there's no purpose to this life, I mean to this life itself, and not to the afterlife. But depending on what kind of afterlife there is, even it existing could mean the complete lack of purpose for this life.

kalya: There is something wrong with you.

@V3V
Who said an afterlife meant there's a direct purpose to this life?
And when it comes to you denying my choice of being partially anti-social, I'm going to say that either you're trolling or a really stubborn moron. You don't know cr4p, got it?

I really dislike this game ugh it makes me sick

The fact that a nihilist is someone who believes that life has no objective purpose, and that such a person wouldn't argue for or against something with an "afterlife" in their incoherent ramblings. And, seriously, I don't give a flying squop what term you describe yourself as or what your thoughts are about anything. I do find it funny that you try to pass being a socially backwards twat off as your own choice, rather than the result of your mulling pedantry.

Ugh.
3
more
fu king
days.
That I had to depart because of my parents. Oh, well, it's been the same since 2004.
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@Atraps
Chair of the Lincoln Memorial, please?
@Yosuke
Being antisocial makes you

@V3V
Who said nihilists aren't opinionated?
Plus, I'm not entirely a nihilist. When I think about it, a more proper term for me would be a "possibilitist," for I commonly think of the possible afterlives.

I'm not even reading these comments 'cause I don't see anything about stick ranger d: so did someone fight my team? Tell me what I can improve on, p13453

@V3V
Well you did say that being antisocial doesn't make you smarter. Well this paragraph basically proves you wrong.

You're an awfully opinionated for someone who claims to be a Nihilist.

(why'd I say QLazz instead of V3V?)
I rather be aware but unhappy than happy but unaware.
And my awareness makes me picky and hateful.
My awareness of the intentions of my subconscious make me set the goal to never romantically love anyone in this life time, for example. That and the fact that we would be inevitably separated by death and most likely by afterlife.

@QLazz
One could argue that spending more time alone gives him more time to think to and for himself.
Also, you don't know my goals and wants. I CHOOSE to be anti-social. I absolutely despise the majority of my peers that I meet.
And I still have friends. Those friends are typically the more reasonable and understanding, which is why I tolerate them.
At school, I find myself usually socializing with the teachers more than the students because I find the teachers more mature and reasonable.
Instead of walking and talking like I'm going to live forever, I want to think and reason like I'm going to die. When you think about it, all of your entertainment and socialization is just a distraction from the inevitability that is death. And then from there comes the completely unknown afterlife that could be one of infinite things.

Yay, back from my camping trip... uh, woohoo.

@V3V
How does not being antisocial not make you a better person? Or a smarter person?

Atraps, you're antisocial by submission and not choice. Look at rad, for example. Way back when he wanted to kill himself, I'm sure he would've feigned moral high ground, just as you are now; but now look at him, Rad is a social butterfly of sorts because he realized being antisocial doesn't make you intelligent or a better person, or whatever, and that is more commendable than your flimsy and avoidant philosophy.

@quicksand77: We enjoy the company of older players. Or, at least, we should...

hey guys, I'm back... after like 3 years. I know no one remembers me but try fighting my new team, rank 8! they got some crazy new stuffs, anyways I'll try to get back to playing this again

Man oh man. 3 weeks of school. Not looking forward to the EOCs next week. What a mess.

best game ever

@Atraps
Proper grammar is unfortunately not my forte.
You should know this by now.

@V3V
I choose to be, for the most part, antisocial for reasons I hide.
I happen to just be very picky when it comes to which people I can even tolerate.
And there's a philosophy I still keep in mind, which is "you are your only obstacle in life." I have social "problems" because I choose favors that make it "hard" to be social. The reason they make it "hard" is because I favor a lot of qualities that most people don't, and disfavor a lot of qualities that most people favor. If I wanted to eliminate that obstacle, I could favor their favors and etc. But I choose not to.

why don't you sickos actually just talk about the game these comments are intended for??????????

This is why I don't help you with your apparent social problems, Atraps.

why is there even a java to downlode

its a cool game one of the best but sins you guta downlode a java I cant play it anymore

Yeah, people tend to die.

Also remember that if you ever do get married to her (or anyone else), that you or her will eventually die if you don't divorce first. Also, the possibility of you two staying together even in death is quite low.

Pee in her butt, rad. For great justice.

>implying Rad could ever get a GF with his personality

Well, the girl turned red when she asked, and when I said yes, she turned even more red... it was funny to see, but it was great that I got to dance with her...

@Rad630
very low I assume. The funny part was is that I went to my school dance yesterday. For one. Almost all the ninth graders just sat at the tables in the back. Me and my friends were the only active ones in there.

Hello and goodbye. I am good at conversation! dB

Encouragement much?

and then when you break up you'll find another girl and think just the same

yay

Nothing to talk about.

I just went to my school dance... the girl asked me to dance with her, I did, and the music HAD to change to slow dancing... yeah, she totally likes me :D

than*
It's better to use proper grammar than be sorry.

Better to be safe then sorry.

@Dude
Yep lol. That is why I never tell at all.

fille

UI

THIS IS STINKS ALOT

@Yosuke the irony... he toldhis friend cause he thought he was trustworthy

@BetaTest
....k...
I was starting to wonder if you left like Voltaire? did.
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Nothing to do....except play this.....play Minecraft.....work on my pivot progress....etc.
So...for the next 3 days, enjoy this message:
卐☭ ⓟⓘⓝⓖⓐⓢ✈фФくそส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­卍

Thanks V3V...

Rad, this is good. Just be up front with the girl and she'll at least respect you for not playing around. Even if she turns you down, you're only in middle school, bud, it matters not.

i waz in teh adirondacks fur lik 2 days
den sum community service.
den...
swaggen wit teh homies.
dat answers ur question omega.
nao...
aw fc'k alpha stole my condems again..

@Atraps
"gee, a post jynx
not like there hasn't been 50 million already"
Yea true, strange how people realize stuff that's already happened right in our faces...

@Rad630
That is why I never tell anyone who I like unless they are trustworthy.

Well, my friend told that girl I like her. Great.

I am modish,desire you a exhilarated date!

Bush
It's the actual thing
THE ACTUAL THING
AND EVEN MORE CONVENIENT TOO

Just slower, and not upload/get/set. Hey, you can't have everything.

white

*throws the chair of the Lincoln Memorial at Omega*

I mean, the deal would most definitely be disgusting, but when you think about it like this, the choice makes sense:
Would you rather go through challenging colleges, work for decades, and stress over scheduling and some payments?
Or would you rather just take one moment ranging up to less than an hour to do the deal, get it over with, and have money to set you for life?
Personally, I would prefer being set for life.

check out my people in versus and hope you win

@TehTennisBall
"Whoever pwns the main board troll (looking at V3V) within 10 text walls is a god."
I think this was the cause, but I find it hilarious.
Where's my chair?

You DO realise that by attempting to 'pwn' V3V you are just giving him the attention he wants, and he wins? Some of you don't seem to have got that simple fact into your thick heads yet.

Oh well, it's fun watching him troll you while you tell everyone how he's not annoying you after proving yourself to be annoyed.

Where there are trolls, there are people who still haven't worked out how to not get trolled.

But that deal is unrealistic.

I don't care of it's rhetorical.

If it was clean and I could have extreme cleaning afterwords, then yes because that's a lot of money.

This is completely rhetorical, of course.

Atraps, would you su.ck a di.ck for 270 million dollars?

@Atraps
I know, but what would happen if a post jynx was so long, it filled this board before you hasd to hit 1000 posts? Holy f#@k.

@Omega16
You get my point.

gee, a post jynx
not like there hasn't been 50 million already

A FREAKING POST JYNX!
@Yosuke
It should be "Don't troll. It's not worth it."
Just thought it could fit in with the board.

LAME -_- l=^(

@V3V
Uhhh, let me think.
..............................
Half the time, yes, but other times it's either Beta or Chadultian, and I haven't seen those two bastards anywhere on this board.........yet.
Oh, well, guess I'll just play on my PS1 for about 40 hours without sleeping.

@Omega16
It should be like. "No trolling. It's not worth it."
Seeing how we always fight back trolls.

I'm the main board troll?

@Yosuke
I said it like that because about half the comment rules start with "don't"(including its front page) so it would fit correctly.
Otherwise, what would YOU think it should be said like?
@cristian
None of us are admins, and they are pure Japanese, so bad luck.
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More rule thoughts:
"Don't spam on the boards, as it's annoying as it is."
"Anyone who asks for instructions or other cr.ap is banned from the board."
"Whoever pwns the main board troll (looking at V3V) within 10 text walls is a god."

it would be cool if we could reset our sp if we want to change our strategy. please can you include that. id like it. :)

@Omega16
I don't think that is a rule at all. it's more like a threat in a way.

@TehTennis
I don't know; I kind of expected that I would meet someone that stupid. He did say the anti-environmentalism, but it in itself wasn't the main joke of the post.

@Anonymousperson5
...? Well, I understand about 200000 people wanted PG on their phones, but what I can't understand is:
"Is it the real thing...or is it like a PG3 of sorts?"
But other than that, the idea about it's half-assed.
Speaking of PG, is Beta in that forum, 'CAUSE HE'S NOT HERE!! WTF?!
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Just to be an idiot, here's an ideal question.
If you can change the comment codes of conduct, what rules would you add?
I thought of one myself.
"Don't troll on this board, or we will troll you back."

Bish Omega
The community has pleaded for mobile PG for years
Is it otas's fault that he also wants a big project? Is it his fault that conveniencing PG to people with phones is what is wanted, and is actually a good idea (except simply implausible before)?

@Rad630
Sorry meant to say game. Got to use to updates now.

@DoctorWhoFan
Personally I never did liked the Angel class. Wasn't my cup of tea.

@Exeed
Win! You pwned V3V in that comment
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Game needs new class... Yes I know we got angel recently but I am too bored... Or maybe a stage Add. on a branch off of cavern 2 that goes to another island...
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I need help for an all-sniper team on Desert 8

@scholex(V3V)
Well, sorry for not coming on here everyday and actually having a life...
God, it's not that i'm butt hurt, it's that you're still here trolling for god knows what reason.
Yosuke killed you in that last conversation I saw, I lol'd.

Ok, what the he.....P...Powder Game Viewer?
Dan-Ball's running out of ideas.
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@2211
Of course not.
@ka boomer
All boys school? Wow, I never thought something like that would happen. : P
@rad630
(29 Apr. 5:37) ????????
(27 Apr. 12:36) I know how long he's been gone, but where the hell is he, Africa? (Not attempting to be racist)

Atraps,

I'd say it was fairly obviously a joke. I'm surprised you didn't recognise it right away.

@Atraps,
There's always a reason when Priok is concerned.

Huh, an update...

Holy smoly an update. And by the looks of it he did alot of work in this one.

ok good

@Atraps: Of course I am.

@V3V
Did it even occur to you that he might not have much access to a computer?

@Priok
You entirely copy/pasted one of my previous comments for no reason.

@2211
I sincerely hope you're joking about the environment thing, because otherwise you're one of the biggest dumb4ss3s I've ever seen.

Are you replying to something that I posted about a week ago? Did it really make you THAT mad that you just HAD to reply? lmao y u butthurt exceed

You can call him V3V.

@argggh
You're just a sad excuse of an internet troll, you know that, right?
Lrn2shutup and think twice before posting dumb comments and maybe so many people won't disagree on what you say...

I'm going to attempt to play this game with four mages. Wish me luck.

Of course. Thank you for cleaning that up for me.

@ka boomer,

1. A need for space would still reply in both a safe and just a larger inv. It's not like you could carry everything just because you have a larger inv.
2. Going to the village to re-arrange items is no challenge and simply a waste of time.
3. Returning to the stage is no challenge, and redoing or reattempting the stage (as in beating the boss) is no challenge since you can literally fly over the entire actual stage.

Simply because you waste less time with a larger inventory instead does not mean it's broken. Again, in quick summary, managing items and returning to the stage boss is not at all an actual obstacle and instead a waste of time as you have to rearrange with the safe over and over. A key to game design is NOT WASTING TIME.

@2211,

But we can't just go around hurtin' the lil' Womp Rats. It's not very nice. I vote we use napalm. It's not so effective, but very fun.

And the Womp Rats will be safe somehow.

"Multiple" occasions? You're dying right now!

@Codnchips 67: Screw the environment. What's it done for us? A bunch of oxygen? Ha! It's tried killing us on multiple occasions.

All the kids phone number's are in the school directory. And I never thought V3V would give advice. :P

Rad, for you right now it might seem like there's a lot of pressure on whether or not she says "yes," but believe me ( lol i kno rite) when I say that people don't normally get freaked out and hate you forever when you ask them out. Just walk up to her and ask her for her number and become more relevant and familiar with her. Try to hang out, and ask her if she likes you. But the fact that you're asking US instead of your IRL friends is a sign in and of itself, guy.

@Atraps
You mad bro?

@Codnchips
You do that and we have another civil war in our hands.

*glasses*
DEAL WITH IT

No, it's not too late to stop overpopulation. We just need to kill a lot of people.

I vote we use bio-weapons rather than nukes. They're far more selective and don't hurt the poor trees, animals and ground.

@Rad630
That's kinda odd to ask on a site like this.

@Atraps
All he wanted was advice not some strict lesson on why we want to have s.ex all the time. Besides its too late to stop people from overpopulating the world.

@rad630: I know you don't really care if this is the place or not, but you should. Why? Because this ISN'T the place. Most of the people here probably don't know the first thing to dating(myself included), and there's no guarantee that you can even trust what anyone here says.

The advice is:
Don't approach at all because if you two have babies you're going to overpopulate the world even more.
And you probably don't know real love anyway.

kb: Lol?
Atraps: JUST GIMME ADVICE. Plus, I've known her for about... 2 years.

@Atraps,

...K.

I'm in an all-boys school. Can't help bro. V_V

(2/2)
And one may argue that love as an emotion is simply only here for reproduction, as love is truly an unnecessary feeling for the "soul."

In conclusion, the likelihood of your true honesty in your affair may be faulty because of your blinded eyes. There's a thing called the "subconscious" ruling 92% of your brain and mainly just wants to mate. Think about it. You probably don't REALLY want to spend an ETERNITY with your crush, which thus means your faultiness.

(2 part post in troubleshooting of filter problems)

Well, I personally largely disfavor acts of quick judgement and false loving. In other words, I h4te it when people quickly "like" someone, get overwhelmed by them, date, and then soon break up. And then do that multiple times.

I am also anti-s3xual, and many times when people date, they are mainly seeking s3xual pleasures rather than true relationships.

Wow nobody's posted... anyway, there's a girl I like in my class, but I don't know how to approach her... what do I do? I don't really care if this isn't a place to ask...

Atraps: Be happy it doesn't block numbers.

@Omega16: You didn't take me seriously either, right?

You know what, I give up trying to post it. This filter blocks the dumbest things. I almost want to slap the guy that made this filter not only for how cr4ppy of a job he did but also for his complete neglectance of improving (or more like FIXING) it.

word test post (cr4appiest filter in existence, I swear...)

cheap
extremely
purpose
starter
worst

Yes, it is.

Staff of light is released like level 1? Is that correct?

"(or you could figure out how visa gift cards work and grow some balls anyway)"

I love this guy.

5 days. It's like he's been gone a year. *sarcasm*

@V3V
Well, excuuuuuse me, princess.
@Atraps
Doesn't make sense, I know. :l
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...Where the hell is Beta? We haven't heard from him since 21 Apr.

Why the heck is retoiled not a word?
Dumb English...

Thank you for that detailed input, and your ironic follow-up. True masterpiece 10/10.

@PokemonTalon
I don't think you normally heal status effects, you negate them while there active or prevent them from happening. Unless you mean healing after status effect like a poison DoT being equalized with a healing HoT.
Wish they had a MRoT(mana regain over time)

Nobody cares...

Retoiled isn't even a word. No wonder even your parents are asses to you; you have the intellect and personality of a sea sponge.

@PokemonTalon
That's what I was thinking when Turtle said that but I am waiting to see if he is correcting himself.

You should be able to pick up some kind of healing item, besides Onigiri. Maybe what TurtleTosser92 said, Potions and such. It'd make Stick Ranger somewhat better. I was thinking a variety of Potions, some that heal status like Poison and Freeze (which would be very useless), and basic Healing Potions.

*exaggerated sarcasm*
Wrong idea.

Lol. I'm typing this while I'm playing Final Fantasy Tactics. Not the best idea to do. : P
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@Yosuke
Partial. Took me 6 minutes to beat him. 2 minutes I used for strategy. Trust me, I don't know how the hell I survived that, but I passed. Happened to me 4 times. (All stages, not just Mist Grove 2.)
@2211
It's called retoiled sarcasm. Derp.
Did you actually believe that? XD
I actually grew my balls when I was about 6. : P

@ScumBlast
Man, if you think Mist Grove 2 it's hard, just wait to the Submarine Shrine, Pyramid Boss and Carvern 5

@Omega16: So you have rotting, decomposed balls? Time to grow some new ones.

@Omega
Did you use strategy?

@V3V
I grew my balls 700 years ago.
I might just do that.
But then again....
@turtletosser992
See the cottage looking thingies.....GET THOSE, MORON.
@Yosuke
I finished Mist Grove 2 at level 28 and it took me till I was Level 35 to finish Submarine Shrine.....and I had epic music playing.

@turtle they're called ongiri.

Who let's their own parents make fun of them? Grow some balls, Omega. Look them right in the eye, cup their genitals in your hand, and DEMAND that they buy you this lego simulator (or you could figure out how visa gift cards work and grow some balls anyway).

Good luck with that.

I want items to heal with , like potions and this like that.

@Scumblast
Most of the bosses here are really tough and take real strategy. Ha55ii doesn't want players to zoom by each boss level so if you think Mist grove 2 was hard wait till submarine castle.

No it doesn't.

well i finally beat that boss at 38, een tho it took over 20 tries, and all my mages had like 20% hp left. that boss still needs to be adjusted to make it weaker somehow

@ScumBlast: You shouldn't face it until you're at least at level 30.

well, I guess I understand a little then

In real life, that is, not Internet.

@ScumBlast
Try separating the team so they can do 25 each. Otherwise, stop going through the stage and go straight to the boss. I beat it at level 28.
@Atraps
Exactly. I can't buy it because it's too risky for me. Before you go, "Then just ask them!", answer this.
How...the hell...can you talk about buying Minecraft without your parents acting like complete asses, just like my classmates.
It's not easy to do anything when almost everybody you know hates you for no consistant reason.......*sigh*...
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If anyone needs me, I'll be playing Final Fantasy Tactics.

Turn automove off and hope for the best.

idk if my last post registered, but how am I supposed to beat the mist grove 2 boss? that fkin boss spawns way too many dragons to handle. People say to wait til the boss spawns all 100 dragons, well how the F am I supposed to survive killing off 100 dragons? thats ridiculous. another stated strategy is to stand right under the tree when you get to the boss area, well my team dies in like less than 20 seconds that way unless I constantly revive. my mages all have 380 hp and I still cant kill the boss...

@Atraps
That is correct. I couldn't buy it back then because my dad had troubles paying his bills and such but after my b-day a friend gave me his account because he didn't play it anymore.

The game is only 27 dollars, which less usually less than some newer games for consoles. The small group of people that work on the game spend a lot of time into it since they have such few people, and not to mention that over half of it was by Notch alone. And not only do you keep the game forever since the account is held online, but you even get new updates making the game better and replay-able throughout times. Why can't you just buy it? Greedy noobs.

@Yosuke
I knew that. But still, if we could do them both for free...
@kaelokrlnu
Aaaannnd another newb marked to the troll list.
How does that have ANYTHING to do with anything?

Ew, a cracked Minecraft fa.g.

Get the real game, and stop ripping off cool people who spent ages coding a cool game, idiot.

@Omega
You do know that minecraft is free...the only things you can't do is make your skin and play online.

@kaelokrlnu
I honestly don't care.

@Lemonaitor
Because we've been out of ideas for the past 2 months.
@2211
(Both comments) .....XD
@V3V
Pfft, please, I watched some of my friends fall off balconies. Also, like I said, it was YouTube's 2nd video ever, so I thought "Why not?"
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Damn....just.....DAMN!! The MinecraftForFree owners lost the match against someone from Notch. How perfect, now there's no more free Minecraft......wait, I found and used a download to get it again, Hurrah.

@kaelokrlnu: Sounds painful.

Because of reasons.

because why not

Why are people talking about Minecraft on a stick ranger comments board?

The Nike Dunks is one such option. They are a class in addition to the traditional footwear that you will be accustomed to and are specifically designed to aid free movement to your feet critical for fast paced games like basketball. Nike is able to achieve this by employing the latest technology through customized software that enable these phones design shoes by statistically observing and recording the stress that the different muscles in the feet are subjected to.

@Atraps,
No. Which is why life is so sh!t.

But it's still better than MineCraft.

@Omega16: ...Maybe...

Omega: He's like: wheeee-OSHI

So you've never seen a video of someone falling off of something before?

@rad630
You mean I get smacked in the face over an error.
@2211
What else did you expect it to be, F@#KWORLD???!!!

Doctor: Sniper, Mage, Priest, Angel. He also means the new boss.
Omega: You mean the 7th birthday.

@DoctorWhoFan: 4 Gunners.
@Omega16: Huh. I kind of expected it to be some sort of Youtube promotional video or something.

@Atraps
Oh....my.....gawd.....that is cool!

Well, I'm back after taking a 3 hour test, and I have 3 more to go. Sooooo tiring.
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@DoctorWhoFan
Try playing Mountain 3 as well, or whatever it's called. It's also like a machine gun.
@2211
I know, but I got the idea from this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hizjF-HICUk
Speaking of YouTube, today marks its 8th birthday, so I got YouTube's very 1st video. It's right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw

If you use Firefox, do the following:
1. Press Ctrl+Shift+I
2. Click 3D

@omega
Do u mean Desert 1?
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Also, can everyone share thier most sucessful team?

No he can't.

Buddah can...buddah can

@ka boomer:
Can you respawn in real life?

rofl

@Omega16: Depends on the server. If it's PVP, for sure. No PVP or griefing? Well, then it actually isn't a bad idea to make a dirt hut.
ka boomer: A majority of people would disagree with that opinion. :/

This boss is ridiculous sh!t. I mean, it's like a damn machine gun!
@Atraps
You have a point, there.
@Gamer117
Too many people broke the rules about 100 times, so someone from Notch requested it to be deleted. Me seeing that was like getting hit with a boulder and it flips you off 20000 times.
@2211
Building a dirt house is noobish in MULTIPLAYER. I ran out of text.
@rad630
I build houses out of normal wood multiple times daily, and a blast shield of diamond would look epic.

and nub just means idiot. I apologise for my reactions to artifact123, but I have had enough with that forum. you don't even have a good forum, it's too complicated.

Noob originated from newb which originated from newbie.

People have evolved noob to associate with idiots or amatures of the internet in general regardless of how long they have been a part of something. Newb or newbie is considered more correct to use instead of noob when referring to a new person in an activity, and noob is usually considered to be an acceptable insult unassociated with one's level of inveteracy.

@DoctorWhoFan
Just because Artifact posts a message about the forums doesn't make him a noob...

People just don't know how to use internet terms correctly these days...

artifact123: this board has less noobs than that forum cause we troll em off. Now, to troll you off, nub.
_†|Intrepid|†_: That was u unless you are on a shared computer

You have a point...

IMO, real life beats MineCraft.

And we all know how sh!t real life is.

If you mean SR is better than minecraft, you are wrong in so many ways.

this breats minecraft

The Nike Dunks is one such option. They are a class in addition to the traditional footwear that you will be accustomed to and are manufactured to aid free movement of your feet critical for hectic games like basketball. Nike is able to achieve this by employing the latest technology as a result of customized software that enable them to design shoes by statistically observing and recording the strain that the different muscles in the feet are subjected to help.

It's been awhile since I made a team but I am making a melee team of a boxer, swordsman, whipper, and priest. I'll have the priest have 50 on str and dex. So what should I do with my other three people? Make them all strength or have them have magic type weapons?

bruin

the levels get soooo easy

That would have been fun, to be honest.

The vast majority of deaths would be pretty useful.

Of course there's a new update. What did you expect, an apocalypse?

Lol new update

Hello people, looking for a place to discuss about Dan-Ball that's not here in the comments full of noobs? Then join the Dan-Ball Forum! Just make an account there, read the rules and you're free to discuss. Just say that Artifact123 sent you!

http://danballforum.proboards.com/index.cgi

baka to test ftw!
thx omega16 XP

time consuming.

I do not know why MinecraftForFree was removed.Was it due because people kept playing it?Send a comment!

nigga plz

umad beta

yes

waay to easy this last level

I make that face everytime I'm driving behind someone with a "coexist"bumper sticker.

THIN

@Stepp, beverly, mantile
>_____<

gtfo wit dat umadbro sh!t
in todays world, we say ''true story''
fc'k niggas

The boss is a freaking machine-gun! :)
Who knows? Maybe he ate one...
U mad bro?

Yay.

Stick Ranger ver11.1

Stage addition.

Omega: How about a blast shield of diamond? Or a house made of normal wood (not planks)?

Tomorrow blah blah blah....
10% Nothing
50% Jewel Adittion
30% Stage Adittion
10% Non of these

I say umadbro.
umadbro

who sais umadbro anymore
and idgaf, fc'k dat b!tch azz gam

@BetaTest
You just said its name, so thus you just talked about it more. umadbro

@Omega16: Yes, but it's great for the first night, and is easy to rebuild if a creeper bombs you. Not to mention it's low profile(though not as good as an underground home in that department).

didn't i say 2 keep dat minecraft sh!t outta here?
aight bet watch me get my kh homies on ya'll

*...andI follow..*
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Damn; didn't appear at all yesterday. Oh, well.
@Anonymousperson5
....its been a while since you've been here. Why aren't you here more often; we need another troll pwner!
@rad630
Exactly, digging straight down and sleeping in the nether are dumb ideas to do, and i follow suit like this...
"If you sleep, try to 'pet' a zombie pigman, dig straight down, or go insane by how the clock works in the nether, you are considered a noob in multiplayer."
There's one more stunt I can't remember....
@Yosuke & Atraps
It's noobish to build a dirt house in Minecraft, as well as griefing and smashing bedrock, which is an absolute mindf@#k.

Point is: You can only craft cr4p and your houses are very limited.

@Codnchips
Well, technically at the start of the game you could even make an obsidian pool if you had the time to dig to a (large) lava pool splashed with a water leak underground and then dig out obsidian into a little, little pit-like room, but that would take eons.

get dat minesh!t teh fc'k outqa here

You can hollow out a stone house without wood. It will just take a very long time...

Wait, have I just started a MineCraft conversation?

YOU GUYS DID NOT KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

-Puts revolver to head-

@Atraps
It wasn't really a dirt hill though. I found like a basin type area and went from there. Other then that then yea it would have been a dirt house.

sticks > diamond in durability.

Stone tools > Every other tool

Nevex: Meh.
Atraps: You forgot about making a dirt tunnel. Uh durr.

hai ap5

I loved it. The only thing that I would change is when all your little guys die, and you load back up the quest thing, that you have full health and not start with one HP.

A hollowed-out-hill is basically a dirt house, too. The hill is made of dirt. It's just that you didn't construct it and instead dug into a hill as a shelter.

@Atraps
My first house was an hollowed out hill. But I never got that idea of a dirt house before.

Wood is more useful because you literally need it to even get as far as making anything besides a dirt house.

I don't understand. Where is the wood involved?

Well, when a mummy and a daddy love eachother very much...

... Or a hooker recieves money...

They do stuff.

THE END.

No, please explain.

Wood > Diamond. Wood is more useful... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

First off, you are so retarded. Second, this game will most likely go for a loooooong time. Third, it's probably going to be a fairly easy battle.
Rcs: Someone tried to fight me with a wooden sword and I had diamond armor and a diamond sword... lol

The final boss is there from ice castle

Hai guys

Beds are like a renewable version of TNT; just that it's only for the Nether(maybe the Ender too).

i tried sleeping on multiplayer in minecraft and some btch blew me up with TNT. had half a heart, got a diamond sword, sliced him to peices, got ALOT of diamonds and awesome stuff. :)

kb: Wow, that was the original thing I planned to say.
Omega: I did that, took 1 damage, and got saved from a blaze. A better tip would be to not dig straight down.

Off Topic:
For anyone who plays Minecraft, here's a tip.
NEVER attempt to sleep in the nether. Tried it once, really stupid idea.

@unknown
Wow.

@Unknown Person
YOU FAIL!
Only I can perform such a feat.....until it gets removed like 50 times.
@Yosuke & V3V
My favorite?
Season 8 Episode 1: Good times with Weapons
They should make more episodes based on its font.
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3 noobs added: Gamer117, Unknown Person, jon

text picture*
whatever

That is quite a poor text drawing.

I AM BACK.

Comets? Sorry, it's daytime over here. Can't see a single one.

what do any of the comits have to do with stick rangers

Moronic, Rad? No... Moronic would be to insult Bacon, The BaconLord or any of my fellow Baconists. Moronic would be to say that Codnchips is male. Moronic would be to...

Meh, you get the idea. Don't insult Bacon and play nice, kiddies.

Someone wants a moronic comment... hmm... hey guyz i beet teh cassle bos now im da best sr playur ebur nd ull al respekt meh11!!!1!1!!

@Omega16
I got nightmares from this one episode of SP about the woodland creatures during Christmas....kidding, but it was funny.

I lose my sh.it every time i see that inception episode. I think that may have been the previous season, maybe, but it's def. that one.

...
...
...
...AAARRRRGGHHH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
...Ssssoooo, what's your favorite South Park episode in your opinion?
Why I'm asking? Let me think....
Bored. Can't think of SR ideas. Waiting for random people to appear with a moronic comment. Much rather go off topic for the next week. That help?

ok

Ok, I've been starting to move houses recently(not very far, about 22.6 km distance) so I may not be here as often. Oh, well.
@rad630
That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Super dafuq?
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THE GAME and Lol have been marked as noobs.

@THE GAME: Ha, i stopped playing the game years ago. All you have to do is press your thumb; it's the secret quit button.

V I lost.

Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on it's way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human can make. For example, it is impossible to pronounce "eye", "laws", "dug", and "aim" in sequence.

Good Day, kind sirs.

@whocares me to bro

@ranegrbook, zombie jesus and who cares!
I am marking you as nubs. trolls, begin trolling off the nubs.

I like mashed monkey burgers with ketchup

BRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@2211
XD!!! I like the top comment "Science".

Omega: To hell with you... waitwut

nigga u sayed u wer der?

@2211
...what the hell? I don't remember taking acid, so, in conclusion, where the hell were you at, Internet Hell?
....oh, wait....

@Omega16: No, this is the part were i visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOUeoiYwIg

Ok, what the hell did I just......oh, wait, there's a couch. I CALL DIBS.
@2211
Lol.
@Atraps
Lol.
@rad630
That moment when I yell "YOU WATCH TOO MUCH YOUTUBE!!"?
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I'm guessing this is the moment when the fights are over and we get to laugh at what the hell happened?

dafuq iz dis
no meens no rad xp

Ahhhhhhmmmm... No.

YES. YESSSSS!

no

rangerbook

don't hate da homies b-)

stfu wannabe

IM WITH iBeta Test !

wut bout gendo ikari
he's no busy
owait
@Atraps
*sits

@ka boomer: Meet the Samus Aran.

And where's my women?

*throws sofa at Beta*
ther

and wer da fc'k ish my chair?

@2211
v3v's trolling is to unique 2 not know it's him if his code changes

@2211
He deleted the cookies from this site so he has a new code.

Funny, i don't see V3V's code in any of the recent comments.

@Betatest
At first V3V here said it's cheap to get a game console then separate tech. But on his last few comments he said that he wanted to tell me that game systems can do much more than that but instead of saying that in the first place he decided to be an idio.t and made a big deal out of it. So basically this whole time he was just trying to tell me that game systems can do more...(which I obviously know since I own a 3Ds and a wii)

What is this I don't even.

@V3V, yosuke
k im lik confused nao, so who's arguing fur wat nao?

@Atraps
yes plz
and som soda 2

@V3V
I'm done talking to you. You're to blind to see my points, hell I even agreed with you here and there but with you, you just think your always right. Oh and one more thing you are the mor.on. Do you know why? You wanted to tell me that game systems have more then just play games but instead of nudging me with your elbow and saying "Game systems can do more than that" you had to make such a big DEAL. Even for some game systems. That there is sad and pathe.tic. I wouldn't even dare argue against someone about a few game systems.

No one would buy a PSP or a Vita just to listen to music, it's just that they can do a fu.ckload more than an iPod, so I could I ask why you'd buy an iPod to only listen to music when you could most things you do at home on the move for about the same price. No one buys a console just to use one of its features, which is why they add internet access and all that to begin with. Consoles=game systems, are you really this stupid? When someone devolves to a childish platitude it means they have less to say than the person arguing with someone who can't even speak proper fu.cking English.

No.

want some popcorn?

oh he mad
v3v mad
he cussin and usin caps
o yea he mad

@V3V
My point is that its stupi.d to buy a psp or ps vita just to listen to music you dim wit. Plus the reason why consoles do nothing more then to play games you want play strongly hints yet again that its used mainly that way. How many times do you see someone just use the internet feature on a xbox or ps3? Hardly, especially since the teens at my school only talk about games. Also another thing I don't get is that you just said that game systems do much more even though your first comment to my statement clearly states that its better getting a console because its cheaper and it has all these features. Also another note. When someone reduces down to cursing that means they have nothing better to say.

Because you said that consoles do "nothing more than to play the games you want to play", so obviously I'm going to point out all of their features. Lots of people steal iPods, and PSPs, what's your fu.cking point? No sh.it they're mainly used for gaming, that's their purpose, but that's not all they can do, which is what you imply in your OP.

you'd be surprised at the amount of people who would steal an ipod...l

@V3V
If we are talking about gaming exclusively then why talk about the internet, music, and DvD player functions? yes an Ipod can get stolen just as easily but who wants to steal a a device that plays music and does little things when they can take a machine that does a whole lot more! I wasn't even saying that gaming consoles are only used for game play either I am just saying that they are mainly used for gaming.

No, in the argument of "are consoles just for gaming, whether or not a PSP may be stolen is COMPLETELY irrelevant, and iPods can be stolen just as easily as PSP's. Of course the sole purpose of a console is to play games, that STILL doesn't mean that's all they can do. If a person doesn't like games, then they'd be better off buying a computer, but since we're talking about whether console or non-console gaming is the weaker market, it doesn't matter WTF that person does since we're talking about gaming exclusively.

@V3V
Its not irreverent dude. Its life there's a huge chance of it happening. Plus what were game consoles even made for? Hmm? Oh yea thats right GAMING of course its suppose to play games. The only reason why Ps3, Xbox, and wii have the music (Except wii), internet, and DvD thing is because they can insure to get MORE money and that people will buy their product. Oh and wheres my answer to the question I asked what if some one doesn't like games? Then what? Should they waste their hard earned cash on some game system for its side features? yea I'll admit it may be cheap but its stupi.d to do that.

@Codnchips 67
I agree with your point. But some CPUs run really fast with the internet and what not.

so basically wut ur saying ish dat having a pc or console depends on wut type of person ur (i.e technition or pure gamer)?

Also, mods are PC-exclusive generally. Mods are the only important thing that the PC has which consoles don't, that can think of right now. Sure, you might get higher FPS on a PC, but once it reaches about 30, you can't tell the difference anyway. Same for the resolution.

For the sole purpose of gaming, you get much better value for money if you buy a console. Also, it's easier to play with a controller than a keyboard. Overall, PCs can be more powerful IF you pay 3* the price and/or upgrade the whole thing.

Sure, PCs can do more, but that's not really the point here.

For non-expensive or less technical people, consoles are almost certainly the best choice for gaming.

Whether or not a thug will take your psp or whatever is completely fu.cking irrelevant, and if you're just going to argue semantics with me, then you can fu.ck off for saying FOR A FACT that consoles are ONLY good for playing games, when clearly they can do much more and only serve for gameplay for YOU.

COOL STORY BRO

I know what's the final boss

alright

(-
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lok sideways and you'll see the face i am makin at u

Thank god the kids here only talk about RPGs, PS2 and Counter-Strike, game-wise.

PG2 updated. Of course.

@BetaTest
Exactly.
Well, I'm off, so until Monday you will not see me. See ya.

i agree
as long as it plays and i lik it, idgaf bout teh cost
even if i ned lik 5 fc'kn wires..

@Atraps
We are basically arguing about the qualities of game systems and if they are better then getting non console gaming.

@V3V
I'm not saying that everything that I buy should function exactly the same. I said as long as it works properly and does what it does then I am good. And BTW A laptop CAN play those games, if not how was I able to play Left for dead 1 and 2 with others? Or Play WoW? heck I even saw my bro play Starcraft 2! You can't just say that it can't because its a fudgin laptop have you even tried playing games on there? Plus why would I want to take my PsP or Ps vita outside just to play games or listen to music? because that increases the chances of some thug coming up to me and mug my system and bam extra bucks for him. BTW it doesn't matter if getting an Xbox or Ps3 beats getting separated items. Plus you're not even thinking about other people here! Many others don't even LIKE to play games so getting an xbox, ps3, or a psp etc. is completely USELESS. So why would they waste their money on something that will be half as useless.

@Yosuke
Your bro has an Xbox360 and only plays games....NOTHING ELSE?!!?!!?
Epic win. Both of us basically uses everything like it's 1981. Lol.
@BetaTest
Same here. Also, it's 1991-1996. 1999 was Dreamcast, derp. (Even though it was discontinued in 2002, it's still badass today.)

@V3V
Is the argument about the cost to support console and non-console gaming, or is it about the quality of console and non-console gaming?

dis conversation ish gettin interestin....
me lik, 2211, pass meh a chair, popcorn, and some soda, dis iz gonna be good.

@V3V
(08:07)...well, you're right about Garry's Mod not being an actual GAME even though it's half-assed to Minecraft.
(09:48) "...every conceivable electronic luxury that a computer can,..."
Not when it's blown up, it won't.

Fan-art? Put it here! www.fanball.wikia.com !

So you're saying that you'd pay more for things that preform and function exactly the same? That's stupid. A 200$ laptop alone cannot play any of those games you listed (except for maybe L4D, but that game blows anyway) without buying costly hardware, which would still bring the total cost to above the PS3. Whoa, hey, PSP and Vita, they're better than an iPod and can run good games. And you're still wrong because you can STILL use all current gen systems to do almost every conceivable electronic luxury that a computer can, and usually comes cheaper or default. I believe one of your fu.cktarded examples was that you can buy a laptop and it'll have a better connection than a console. Not only is this entirely dependent on your internet connection to begin with, it also depends on your browser, number of add-ons, number and data consumption of all parallel programs or operations, etc.

@V3V
It doesn't matter how much each non-console costs it counts if it works correctly and does what it does. Plus a laptop can play lots of good games (Left for dead, resident evil, swtor, WoW, maybe skyrim, starcraft 2, and much much more!) Plus I say non consoles do a much more better job. Like the Ipod. I can take that anywhere. While with the xbox or Ps3 I CAN'T!!! Woah this must be black magic! You're still not seeing my point here. Which is that Game consoles are only better for game play.

Tomorrow's SR Update Probabilities:
-70% Nothing
-20% Jewel Adittion
-1% Stage Adittion
-9% Non of these

:P

Minecraft is coming out for the Xbox, and TF2 is already out for the Xbox, and Garry's Mod isn't technically a game. I never said that buying a console is "better", I said non-console gaming is weaker than console gaming. And let's run some numbers here: 30$(iPod)+200$(Laptop)+100$(DVD player)=330$, but wait a minute, you forgot your gaming computer! That 200 dollar laptop can't play anything from this decade, so it looks like you'll have to buy a 300$ computer, and I'm being generous. That totals to 630$ as opposed to the 400$ PS3 (the most expensive console).

I have not been here for i while can you tell me what happend.Sorry if i misspelled like there.

@Omega
fc'k yea i agree
heck 2 dis day i still play sonic mega collectiob (all the 1990-1999 sega genisis sonic games) and kh2 on my ps2, it's fun as he//
i hat it wen my friends say ''u shuld get teh new gams lik mw3 and god of war 3''. fc'k dos, i still play dem but u get wat i meen.

@Omega16
Yea I do the very same. My bro has a xbox360 and all he does is play games on it nothing more. But what I don't get is that V3V says it's better to get xbox or PS3 because you can watch movies, listen to music and go on the internet and says its cheaper since it costs money to get each separate item especially for maintenance. Which he is totally wrong. because I can go to best buy and get an Ipod with no screen for 30 bucks and listen to it on the GO plus what are the chances of it breaking or me destroying it? I can also get a laptop under 200 which will run ALOT faster on internet then an xbox and ps3. And I could probably get a DvD player for a hundred or so (depending on what kind) and watch movies.

@Yosuke
Ugh, FINALLY someone who understands completely!
You're right, too many people are like fu king critics when they buy game systems. For example, someone buys an Xbox360 or PS3, (I have neither) and they consider it "beast" in Chadultian's words without knowing that there 78 more consoles that may not be as good, but....they're still awesome. I, for one, am one of those people who play to just......play. I use my PS1 all day, to hell with what my friends think!

@DoctorWhoFan
Continue to call him V3V, and we debated on extra slots like a month ago.
@Codnchips 67
15 Apr(Day 116) is when it's supposed to happen.
@V3V
Hmmm....
Garry's Mod, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Fate(Full Series).....rest I can't remember off the top of my head.

wait, is V3V m0t now?
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I am wishing you could buy SP and that there were more item slots.

V3Vis basically trolling lik how Exceed and b3v did
they mad no sense at all, none
so, um,
gtfo?

@KB
no

gendo ikari

that is all

@V3V
When I came to this comment board, people made it clear you were disliked. Now, I know why. Cause you are an idiot. Good day sir.

Breasts.

That is all.

@V3V
BTW when I say that game systems are for just gaming then I am giving off a strong hint that I hardly even use those other features you just said. And if what you're saying is true about getting a console game with these features is better then to get a non console because it costs to much money then I shouldn't even see the teens at my school with Ipod. Or talk about their CPUs, or even talk about their new DvD player.

@V3V
*whistles* Looks like someone didn't get the gist of my comment.

Which is soon going to Xbox. Also, Mamaist, for some reason they say "I could care less" in America, although it seems to make little sense.

@Mamaist: While I mostly agree with you....Have you ever heard of Minecraft? That's one...

Well, there's Steam...

gendo ikari
nuff said

Yosuke, that is probably one of the most retarded things I've ever read, and I read these comment boards a lot. First of all, the expression is "I COULDN'T care less." Second, all of the consoles house some sort retro-game emulation, play music and movies, and, of course, internet access. If anything, non-console gaming is the weakest of the two since it requires the user to have maintenance skill and $ to replace parts if (and when) they get fu.cked or outdated. Plus, can you name a good non-console exclusive game? Didn't think so. Fukken igit.

@Betatest WHO DOESNT AGREE

fc'k minecraft
am will giv it a new name
minesh!t
were u build everthing out of noob's

I was just killed by a creeper on MC. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
Good thing I only had a stone sword.

@Omega16
Honestly I could care less about game systems. Almost all my friends go for one system and say it's the best but to me it's like *they're just game systems...nothing more than to play the games you want to play.*

If you would like to talk more about Dan-Ball with other players and without post restrictions, come to the Dan-Ball Forum, where there is an active community always accepting members!

http://danballforum.proboards.com/index.cgi

Sorry, I meant Mist Grove 1.

*everyone [please] stop*
Grammar fail.

Skyrim is better than BF3 and MW2. Thus, KB is an idiot for hating Skyrim.

Atm, mage for me. Although it's early on. 1 mage with Mag/Dex split more or less equally, with three offensive priests. It's not too bad but really difficult early on.

mine iz da mage
he doesn't hav range but hiz ataks r fast as he//, and wit da aura of defense from priest, it's a nice bonus, since they both don't have much range.
my team pwns azz

@LORD SKELETOR
u buggin
gears of war iz da best.

@kb
*sigh* i guess so.
so, which of ur stikman ish da team leader?

Flame Sword 2, Explosion Whip 2, Fire Arrow 1, and Delta Explosion 3. I think I am ready to defeat Mist Grove 3, cause he's weak to fire.

@Rad the ads are blockable. forget the ads.

What if when a stick ranger died it had a 20 percent chance of dropping Blue Oringi that heals Enemies?

To be honest, MW3 is boring. MW2 was awesome, the latest installment is just the same game with a different name.

BF3 ftw. :3

Anyjew, back to SR please? >_>

flyingswan: that would be because you get more time on MW3 and "because of increase in electricity prices" I can only play MW3 on the weekends[I rarely play MW3 on some weekdays] and also my brother keeps nagging me to play Gears of war 3 "in which I do not see a point" so those are the odds and if you have read my comment carefully it says that I am a part of Call of duty ELITE.

@LORD SKELETOR Level 69? i got to level 50 in 2 days and now im 2nd prestige 80

!Betatest! MW3 is awesome, even though I kept getting shot but they were no match for the MK14 because Im level 69.

p.s I'm also a part of
Call of Duty ELITE!

p.s.s to everybody else, if anyone has got a free account on call of duty ELITE and haven't joined or created a clan, be sure to search for the League of Skulls.

@chloe
agree

@Atraps
golden!

You forgot the ads. And the batter.

Recipe: SR Comments
Ingredients:
1 board
1 bad filter
Any amount of trolls
1 online game "Stick Ranger"
Any amount of idiots
First add the trolls and idiots to the board. After that, lay the bad filter over the entire board. Put the board into a bowl and viciously mix it for 10+ minutes. Then squeeze the SR game into the bowl and put it in the oven. Cook it on HIGH for 5 years. When it's finally done, you have an SR Comments.

[WARNING: May be inedible.]

random songs last resort the way i am i,m gonna quit i dout ur gonna read this

@EasepayTame: Lrn 2 english

That is beyond fa.ggy and uninteresting.

@Betatest
I knew that. Some of my friends like to say certain words in Japanese.

What the hell, It posted before I finished.
@BetaTest
Baka = バカ = Moron
Where the fu k did you get "idiot" from?

@EasepayTame
D-D-D-D-Da-Da-Da-Da-Dafu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
Dafuq.exe is not responding. Please try again in 30 minutes.
0.0

Why did you say helb, beta?

i agree kb, his lif sems boring witout them.

Cool story bro, needs more strippers.

Hey there

I am a dude who value food, and having fun together with my in laws.
It is usually excellent whenever like in fall I commit a considerable timein the kitchen with the help of my children, doing a little broth or a number of pie.

My favorite is apricot pie, on the other hand also love barbecuing meat pie or some other food like this.
Furthermore, i really like journey and then meetting beginner adult men and women and new economies.

Send out me a PM if you love my presentation !

tis is so amazing for me but for you not because Iam the only one can defeatthe last boss

@Lord skeletor
nic, wut iz dat o.o
i dont play call of duty, herd the 3 mw was azz?

dose niggas caled me a baka?
g0d dam gendos i just learned dat word yesterday.
fc'k dem queers
''baka means idiot in japanese''

"I'm back from the afterlife" I've been playing som MW3 and "good news" I'm lvl 64 and yesterday I got an account for COD ELITE.

... nothing to say... hmm... POTATO BAGELS.

@Betatest
Yep. You know, I saw this front cover of an anime series where it had to exclamation marks at both ends. Have you gotten that idea off of that anime? I think it was Bakatest.

dis place ishh fc'kn borin ao.
we ned a troll
any voluntiers?

oh relly?
dats how u feel?

@Omega16
I dont really think this would cause a war it was just me explaining something to V3V.

-_- Chain Breakers these days...

...Think they can go around, breakin' errbody's chains...

*hypocrite*
Lol. I can't spell right today.

Chain Breaker
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@Yoshidude
Please go spam somewhere else, I've taken care of it.
@Yosuke and V3V
For fu k sakes, just agree to disagree before the whole comment board has to see this. Sorry about being a hypocrit, but this argument is stupid as it is.

post a random comment below! copy and paste this and put the comment in!

the game is brilliant i love it its the best game ive played in my life

it actualy does seem lik he's makin fun of da gam.
umad cause u can't pay v3v?

@V3V
The reason why I am repeating myself is that your not getting why it's bad to say its a *children's game*. Plus just remember there alot of people in this world that would turn that small 2 word sentence into something like *You suc.k because you play a childs game.* Thats why I said that it will seem like your laughing at those who play it.

helb
alpha and kerleh robbed my house
i haz no mor condems
helb

Subject change. I got some villager mating on MC done. A priest and a librarian. I also made a huge iron and snow golem army. They held back even my zombie spam (on creative mode). I spawned a blaze and the snow golems ripped it apart.

Really, because you keep repeating the same thing over and over again, and you're being really insecure about a kid's game. I mean, if you didn't care, why would you think I'm "laughing at you?" Who even thinks like that?

@Omega
srry
g0d dam gendo cookies

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@BetaTest
o.e WTF MAN?!?
@Yosuke
"...I play games to pass the time when I cant use it up."
That reminds me of myself.

@V3V
Im not even embarrassed or offended at all. And I will say it once more. Just saying that means that your just laughing at those who play the game. Thats why its a bit absurd to say that *little kids play it*. Plus I am 16. I play games to pass by time when I cant use it up.

@Omega
nigga wtf it rely ish me!

@Yosuke
The underlying meaning of "Minecraft is geared towards kids" is put there by you and you alone. If you're offended or even embarrassed that you're playing a game that is played more by people your own age, you're being overly sensitive about a statistic, an objective fact.

@2211
I remember seeing it, but I don't remember what happened.
@False BetaTest
3 words: YOU F#%KING SU.CK!!!
@Yosuke
Agreed.
@DoctorWhoFan
I called it "The Retarded King" because of it. XD

CBWIII*

@OmegaPirate: Actually, I think it's going to be CBWII. You DO know what CBWI was like, right?

b!tch azz cookies!

gtfo fail u just relized dis

luv how the castle boss jumps up and waves his arm like he is a failure pretending to be a ninja.

@V3V
Because it just is. There are different opinions out there but this one isnt an opinion. Its more like a *Hahaha you suc.k because this is a little kids game your playing!*.

Why is that?

@V3V
I wasn't even saying that its bad if little kids played it either. I was just letting you know that saying *its for little babies* is a bit messed up to say.

@Yosuke
I never said anything about whether or not it's a bad thing that kids play Minecraft, in fact, I've been playing since the final stages of Alpha. It's just that you or rad tried to argue that Minecraft is in no way geared towards kids, which it is. :S

i hop fur teh lulz dat this voltaire?2 ish smater than b3v
he suked azz

@cookie
FOR CHRIST SAKE, INSTALL JAVA YOU MORON!!
@BetaTest
...Oh yeah, I remember that. Better get ready for CBWII

I hope that Voltaire? comes back, purely for the lulz. It was entertaining.

It won't let me play!!!!

he sayed he's makin voltaire?2 a while ago

@¡BetaTest!
...WHAT....THE F@#K....DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!
The war with Chadultian ended over 2 MONTHS ago! Wtf dude, were you not here?!?
....Oh, that's right; you were making a pixel art on PG1 at the time. :P
@Yosuke
Agreed.

@Yosuke
yea ish definetaly v3v
dat fail of trolling ish 2 unique
also who else would have a vairiety of nams lul
nao were dafuq ish chadultians beast
way overdue

Fan-Ball Wiki

@Betatest
Ha!

@V3V ( I assume)
Ok so what if little kids play it. Most adults play it. In fact I could say the very same about this game. A group of stick people fighting monsters? Yea don't tell me an adult doesnt play this. Listen we all have opinions about stuff but sometimes saying that its for *little babies* kinda goes a bit far off.

yo v3v, we herd u lik star wars

so we cut of your rite hand!

Seriously Omega, Minecraft is for kids. You and everybody else commenting about minecraft is in middle school, and if you've seen videos of Minecon, you would've seen the horde of autistic children. In fact, I think the average age of the average minecraft player is 14 or 15.

this is a great game i beat it recetly but i think if this was a app that would be rly cool

@ghost777
It's a break from thinking of SR ideas, such as classes, weapons, stages, etc.

@flyswan
im an idiot who plays that game, and how do i know that you dont play it and hate it because you die by spiders?
@everyone else
You really should stop talking about minecraft in the stick ranger comment zone.

I thought it was an excellent game. Could have more tower bosses though, those are fun.

Whenever I think of an Asian face, the IMPOSSIBRU face comes to mind. Does this make me racist too? D:

@BetaTest
Japanese = awesome face
@Yosuke
I heard it's good, but I won't get it really soon, because I just bought Final Fantasy IX today.

@DoctorWhoFan
Get the book page, and maybe you might understand.
@cheesewhizz
No, flyingswan is an idiotic troll who posts the most random of random.
And if you think Minecraft's for little kids, then you have another thing coming. Look at its sales; look at its sponsors; look at the game itself.
If you still think Minecraft's for babies, then go back to your fu king dress-up games because "I think dress-up games are beast."
/sar-fu king-casm

@#1Vader Fan.
Flyingswan is smarter than you. Minecraft is for little kids.

What crack were the creators smoking when they developed the sub-castle boss? the red skull stickmen are more powerful than him.

@Yosuke
i herd dat game ish good, but imma get da japanese ones, there better.xp

@Ka boomer
Actually thats what I thought too. At first i didn't like Minecraft because everyone liked it. ( I tend to hate what people like soo much) Then one day I tried it and I liked because of the countless things I can build.

To your answer
No. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

Oh and does anyone here have a 3DS with Kid icarus:Uprising?

Tbh, I think MineCraft looks pretty rubbish... Although, I've never played it, nor intend to. Will I get flamed for my opinion?

k... did not mean to be in blue.

@flyingswan

Minecraft is better than Stick Ranger, so please shut up.

What does PhFiIcThPaFr mean in the guide?

@OmegaPirate
Well it works ok. With other people on my server they dont lag as much but when I am on my server with the Server.exe it lags like hell. But the maximum number of people i can have is 3. But i dont think defragment will do as much but ill try.

yo dawg we herd you like nascar

so wesmashed your tv!!!!!!!

@flyingswan
You are the most fu king stupid person I've ever seen.
No, seriously, get the hell off the internet.
@Yosuke
Yours works properly? I wish I was on yours. Anyways, try defragmenting the CP, as it could speed it up a bit.

@flyingswan
gtfo

@Flyingswan
umadbro?

@OmegaPirate
I do have a sever and it works properly but its slow as hell because of the type of CP i have.

@Rad630
Have you killed any of them? Villagers only breed if:
You killed a villager
Or Built another house.

100 million idiots would.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MINECRAFT I CANT BELIEVE YOU PLAY THAT GAME ANYWAY LIKE WHAT IDIOT WOULD PLAY THAT

Remove all forms of latex. Mine all silicon so computers cannot function. Give them beer. Works like a charm.

My freakin villagers on Creative won't breed... even when I lock them in for 4 minecraft days... suggestions? I also built about 15 iron golems, so defense is automated. I have a floating house there, and for attacking slimes, I use a bow and arrow to rain arrows down. This creative world is on a superflat world, and I overloaded villagers bit too much. Has anyone else had the breeding problem?

.(forgot my period, so i put it here)

@Atraps: Not much of a valley as it is a barren wasteland.
@Omega16: No, the bottom is actual, for real void that will kill you. Of course, it's protected by bedrock, like the void in the Overworld

@Atraps
Same thing for the bottom, right?
@Yosuke
I don't really HAVE a server. I mean, I do, but it's so f@#ked up that I can't even MOVE 10 squares before the damn thing puts me at the same spot I got into the server. It's stupid as hell, and most of the time, I use single player because of that glitch.
Anyways, what's your server, if I may ask.

@2211
No. The top is not void. There is a bedrock level that prevents most access to the top, but if you can find a hole and get to the top, you don't start dying or anything. It's like a completely flat valley. However, you can't place blocks above it.

@2211
Didnt knew that.

@omegapirate
I dont really know. And I dont care. Lol. Do you have a server?

Ok I am sorry if this is seriously off topic and all but sometimes talking about SR can be a bit repetitive.

@OmegaPirate: Red void. :/

@Yosuke
Right, that's what I meant. Also, I knew deleting cookies swaps the code, but how long was his code V3V?
Hee hee, 'cookies.' Damn it, I'm hungry now.
@rad630
Sounds like a badass house. Also, if the bottom of the world is the void, then what's at the top AND bottom of the nether?

@rad630: The absolute best way to mine is branch mining at layer 12. Caves can't compare to that. I recommend bringing 5 Stone Pickaxes(for regular mining) and an Iron Pickaxe(for the rarer ore) for each mining trip. Also, your house needs MORE CHESTS. What version did you start playing Minecraft at?

@V3V
You can say that again...in fact say it once more right now.

@Rad630
Sounds good to me. I have a huge mushroom platform consisted of 4 tall grown grey mushrooms with a mushroom house on top of it with more mushroom buildings. I made a large tower on one of the platforms and made it branch off in north west and south then created a floating island tower, a lava tower (still in progress) and a sand tower. I then made a huge tree,pumpkin and wheat in between the bridges so i have a floating farm (kinda) and right now I am currently working on my under water castle which is taking ages to build.

We are all connected as a universe and are composed of constantly shifting molecules so there is no real 'code'. However we subjectively experience different manifestations of my code that we feel we need to practice social boundaries around, thus why we have to be in contest with everything, not realizing it's with our own delusional egos. But if we are simply kind to one another, then the whole universe will experience a timeless v3v.

yay, v3v's code changed, tak dat b!tch!

BTW, my minecraft house consists of Wood and Stone walls, an Oven/Furnace, a crafting bench, 2 large chests next to it, a pool, stairs, a bed, and a room I'm going to fill with chests. I also have a to do list near my bed and a few glass windows. Sound good?
Another thing: When I started a new world yesterday, I spawned in an NPC village, killed everyone, took a house, made some modifications, and created 3 or 4 farming things. The only problems are that an Enderman can get in my house if it rains, and there aren't any sheep anywhere near, so I can't get wool to make a bed.

Yosuke: Okay... me: *Hammering at it with about 12 or more stone pickaxes for a while* WHY... WON'T... THIS... BREAK?!?!??!?!????!?!!
Omega: Actually, you fall into the void. Also, I just tried to install a self destruct thingy into my house, but I decided not to, and accidentally blew up a wall. I had to set the Difficulty to Peaceful and rebuild it -_- I just totally wasted time and TNT that could have been used to blow something else up.

@Omega
last block? You mean its the Bedrock layer. Plus if you delete cookies on this website your code changes.

Ho....ly....sh!t.
V3V's code changed.

@rad630
That's because it's the last block in the game. Dig through it and you fall to the core of the world, therefore, you die.

@Rad630
If I think your playing Minecraft then those grey blocks are Bedrock. You can't get through the layer unless your playing Creative mode. I play minecraft alot to pass by time that I can't use up.

Omega: I found a few diamonds doing that. Thanks, but I ran into this greyish black block that doesn't budge when I dig it... I keep going around it but it shows up EVERYWHERE along the bottom.

Woah, high? Like weed and everything? That's hardcore man.

@V3v
fc'k u b!tch i was half aslep, im tyuuip hig riute n

@rad630
Try looking for very deep caves, as deep as falling into the earth within 6 blocks. Most of those caves have a few chunks of diamond ore. Get them and craft them to diamonds. Easy enough.

Beta...an emo. Seriously? Nigga u aint poppin no mo, nigga u flaze

no

*diamond
freaking kindle touchscreen.

Hey, offtopic, but does anyone play minecraft? I need help finding dismond... I also found an NPC village and k1lled everyone and built some farms.

i hop so 2
if it's pg2 i wont mind

Ohwait finally he may update a game even with Easter.

@DoctorWhoFan
I was just posting randomly; God, you don't have to take it seriously. Then again, it DOES sound good, but I doubt ha55ii will do anything about it.

@V3V
hey emo
go kill yourself :thumbup:

@beta
I can't believe you've ever met or realized that a good bit of autism patients love anime.

Whatever. Everyone makes typos from time to time and I don't know Japanese. That level of respect I have for BetaTest and Omega just decreased.

@DoctorWhoFan
I CALL BULLSH!T!!!

@DWF
u epicaly failed 2 spel ha55ii nam rite
and u used gogle tranaslatate
fc'k imma g

@V3V
what da he//does anime have to do with whut ur sayin?
o rite, notin.
stop tryin 2 b a smartazz dumbazz

ha55i:
提案：
ナイフを使用して忍者。ナイフは高い敏捷性が低い範囲（剣よりも低い）があります。
または天使のようなものをスローします忍者。

*starts new game*
Yay!

Shut up Beta, you can't solve mysteries because you are a babified fail-troll that watches animu

funny how as soon as pokemontalon comes, s2017 comes as wel....
s'am b!tch nigga much?

@kb
na rad iz da hommie, shank atraps
b!tch nigga thinks he's smart bout da hood, pssh nigga plz atraps u not poppin

@S2017
I knew something like that would happen, considering its a world holiday.

There's no update becaue of Easter... + something below...

WTF body

@rad630 and 2211
NO! No. We need a dumpster the size of the number infinity(infinite).
@PokemonTalon
I don't come here much recently because I'm playing Xenogears.

You should be honoured, Rad. I'm asking Beta if I'm allowed to shank you.

Be grateful, beeyatch. ¬_¬

I forgot, I'm blue.

@Atraps

Is that supposed to be a reference?

@wgwolf

I think they should add a Stick Ranger that defeats other Stick Rangers, then commits su!cide. Some people would LOVE to get a Game Over.

@Yosuke

Epic pwnage.

____________________________________________

Yeah, I don't get on Dan-Ball much because I'm either trying to fix my DsiXL, or playing Everybody Edits. I might be on Dan-Ball occasionally...

More like entire solar systems.

@rad630: Are you kidding me? We'd need several planets the size of Jupiter.

Trashcans aren't big enough. Maybe a dumpster or two.
Kaboomer: Dafuq?

I think they should add another section the site called the "trashcan" where everyone throws dumb ideas in. There would be over 9000 entries.

I think they should add a stick ranger that throws knives

Insert Body

...Can I shank you, babes?

If not, I'll settle for Rad. Or Atraps. Or somebody else.

nao
go shank som niggas
5 dollas
aight bet

Kb
na nigga
use a shank
*gives knife

DoctorWhoFan: Damage per second. Like a boxer's punching or a gladiator's lightsaber.

Water body.

lava body

lava body

I just noticed that there are weapons that imitate the megabosses. Pyramid arrow for zombie, Fire Shot for the eel, and one of the whips for the Stickman

@eldee use get set i lose my data a lot but I just set the data and continue owning.
@Omega16 what is DPS?

and I need help for an all sniper team at Desert8, desert2, and ???

I got really far in this game then it deleted my data!!

Omega: Don't forget those teams with critical's cards. That adds on like 300% attack power.

@Omega,
Ok, now you have to tell me how to do the Hammer And Sickle sign. Or I'll poke you. Repeatedly. With a point-ed stick.

@V3V
...and I pity the hell you're in right now.
@rad630
I'd say it be more like 80-120 million total DPS.

I wonder what the total DPS of all the teams on SR combined would be... my guess is around 50 million-250 million a second.

@Lord skeletor
ohsh!t
wut medicin/drugs u takin, i use dat stuff in a hertbet 2 be indestructable

http://xat.com/VaderDestination
come chat...

I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bi. And I pity Omega's mom because she is gross.

@ka boomer
You just read 卐☭ ⓟⓘⓝⓖⓐⓢ✈фФくそส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­₱‖₦₲₳₴卍
@Firework9000
Have one of your players divide by 0 to beat him.

@DoctorWhoFan
That sounds like a good idea but think about most of the cards that aid your stick people like (Long swords, big card, catapults card.) there are very few cards that have a "chance for this effect to happen" so I don't think Ha55ii will put it into the game. But other then that its not bad of an idea.

@Fireworks9000
Get the big freezing icicle weapon thing for the magician.

Wrong, DoctorFoo.
They take normal damage from all attacks, too. It's just that fire does double damage.

@firework use something fire. otherwise you only do 1 damage.

You know those thunder spirits that have a chance of thunder? There needs to be a gambler's card that increases all chances of your party's compos.

c: WTF did I just read? c:

!BetaTest!: in one of your previous comments you mentioned something about being immortal, you forgot to mention "Indestructibility" you can be Immortal and indestructible like I am because funny enough my age froze as soon as i turned 13,000 years old on the 31st of october last year because of my immortality and later on a few days ago I fell in an active volcano and did not get a scratch on me discovering that I was indestructible!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh i cant pass Mist Grove 1
The boss is too hard when throwing a million hits at you.

well maybe u shuld mak ur sarcasm a little clear next tim
n!tch nigga u mad my nigga alpha rant ovr notin
let me find u on da street.....

@AlphaEpic
You don't think I know that? I knew PG started 5 years ago I just said 6 for the fun of it. Get a grip dude.

@V3V
I was kidding lol I was only here for 3 years. :P

voltaire told him dat he ish stup!d lik 15 tims alredy....
gawd alpha get wit da times....

yosuke you're so fu.cking dumb it isn't even funny

pg started in '07 and i doubt you were on DB before it came out. even if you were, you must have been like 2 years old.

@V3V
I was joking, btw.

o she wretched?
u stup!d?
so mute it
dat how i do it

Wait a second...Powder Game started FIVE years ago. I call BS.

That's p. chill Yosuke. Does that mean you've been here since you were in the third grade?

@V3V
That's pretty cool. I was here for six (mainly playing powder game) then I noticed this comment boards 5 months ago.

Does anyone go to Wilson Middle School here??? In California.
@ScumBlast: Mist Grove 2 is sooooo easy! Stand in one spot and kill the dragons before they kill you. The main red thing doesn't continue barfing the whole time. :P

Sounds like something a certain someone would say...
*cough google' cough*

@spinard(v3v)
You
are
an
idiot
good
sir
XP

5 years, V3V? Impressive.

go suk a dik smartazz

Neither do I. I was just pointing out that I was not the turning point in the comment boards su.ck factor.

I personally don't think that being a vet on here really marks anything superior over others.

Yes 'traps. Five years. April of 2007 to April of 2012. Five years. Longer than all you noobs. And, Beta, you're an as.spie, only fellow as.spies can tolerate you.

um, five years?

@Atraps
This month marks my five year stint on DB. If anything, it's around the time you started posting or when as.spies like Betafail started being tolerated.

@Yosuke
Texas? That's where my dad's from.
@rad630
I'm glad you don't go to my school. Over there, the teachers are worse than hell, especially 8th.

yellow

y wuld i cal u a noob
ur more lika a newb

There needs to be a trading system, but you can only trade with ppl your level to prevent massive jumps in progress due to a low party with high weapons.

Aboouuutt thaaaat... heheh...

I may be insane, but people don't call me noob, right?

I'm starting Middle school. In 6th, have the worst math teacher ever and best L.A. teacher ever,

@BetaTest
No. I live in Texas. I guess my school thinks that if they added an extra year for students then it will "prepare" them for whats to come in high school.

@Omega16
₱‖₦₲₳₴

String answer = new String("When you came");

My suspicion that the dilapidated state of this board is due to the age and mentality of its posters has been confirmed. printf("where did it all go wrong")/n

@yosuke
hm, 7-9, my guess is dat u liv in japan?

@Yosuke
This is my last year at middle school as well, and mine's set from 6th-8th.
@ScumBlast
Finish the course at level 35 to beat it.

@Omega16
I have been busy with school lately. The school year is almost over and the EOC's are coming so I have to study so I can get into high school. (I am technically in a middle school that has 7-9th graders so it will be my last year at middle school.)

That level is easy as he||.

I dont think youve played that lvl be4, but once you get there there are like 5 bats and a tree boss, it spawns 5 dragons, and keeps doing it repeatedly til you kill it. but its very hard to kill the boss when your also being swarmed by about 15 dragons. the boss can spawn up to 100, but youll probaly die be4 you even kill 50

who ever designed mist grove 2 is retarded, over 60 monsters in 1boss fight is fkin overboard

@Yosuke
Dude, where the hell were you, Africa?!
....oh wait...

it is
try usin som fire sh!t since it stacks. or if you hopin for a hit and run, hover 1 stickmann with teh oter 3 usin freeze/slow
fc'k all the other elements

i just used volcano and hit and run for the mushroom, but seaside is nearly impossible for me since I have an all magician team.
for mist grove I dont think its possible at all for 4 mages to beat it

*yawn*
were da fc'k ish greensh!t and voltaire we had a fc'kn metin today and der not her
lszy azz niggas

@ScumBlast: Mega Bosses aren't defined by difficulty; what matters is how their level is set up. Currently, the only Mega Bosses are the Pyramid Boss, Submarine Shrine Boss, and Castle Boss.

Also, the Forest 2 isn't hard with fire weapons. Just when his projectiles get near you start to move away. look up "Hit and run method" on danball.wikia.com

@ScumBlast On seaside two, give your sniper 10-20 dex, Quint Shot, a red Stone 2 and Catapult's Card 2. I FINALLY BEAT THAT STUPID SNAKE! SO HAPPY!

castleboss is hard but i wouldnt call it a megaboss, you just need a team of about lvl 15

i'd consider the big mushroom( in forest 2) or the bosses from seaside 2 and mist grove 2 megabosses

I would really appreciate a bigger window, so I don't have to sit a foot away from my screen to play.

Oh well, magnifier will do for now.

Wow. So many newcomers.

WELCOME TO SR HELL! As you can see you'll be introduced to to the first hell boss in the first castle of the game.

are there any tips on mist grove 2 and seaside 2?
on mist grove 2 people say to stay still and let the spawned dragons come to you, but they come straight to you anyway most of the time so it doesnt work

I need to be able to buy SP. that would be freakin awesome. I have tons of money, but not enough LVL.

if u wanna listen to a good song on youtube, type usher minecraft and click on anything that says revenge. well, except for a remix

why can I not post?

There really shoud be some new classes,there're just adding more weapons.They could have a Blacksmith,which could wield Axes at level 1 and 2 and Hammers for levels 3,4, and 5.I'm getting bored just picking the same classes,(Gladiator,Magician,Sniper and Angel)over and over again!!! D-:<

ya, and i'm starting to not hate u that much, maybe as much as omega.

finaly fur once we agre on somtin b!tch

has a glitch on stick ranger ever happened to anyone? on my computer when i got game over (i am level 63, epic fail) and i came back to the starting screen, and all of my ppl are already dead! the glitch eventually weared off. and why would anyone go to the wiki to see books? i don't because (1. I'm too lazy (2. I'm rich (3. it isn't worth the effort. if u go to the wiki: just get some money to BUY the books! it's not going to take you a year. :P

u just read the day u will die
nigga

You read a complex series of symbols that have no meaning.

@hghrthtr
...What....the....hell....did....I...just....read?!?

@ScumBlast

After you paste the code press set not get.

no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYb9kSCkjE8&feature=related
Click this.

scum
create a new team and change it

I tested it and it still didnt work. I enlarged the text field the code field the code comes in so it indeed get the right code. I put it the code and press get and it still doesnt make my team appear

@ScumBlast
The team codes are MUCH longer than you think. Here's what to do:
1) Press Get
2) Right click the code and click Select All(MAKE SURE IT ONLY HITS THE CODE)
3) Right click again and copy.
4) You know what to do.

Yea, would be pretty awesome if this was on say, an iPad.
But, guess they have better things to work on on this site, plus it would probably halt progress from pg2, sr, and the other games.

So, we probably won't be seeing that for a while unfortunately. XP

thats what i did, I copied the text and put it on a notepad etc, then later when I put in the code and press set, all it does is say "set ok" but my team doesnt appear.

Honestly, this is by far the most addicting game I've ever played. If you put this on the App Store for Ipod Touch, I'd pay $6 for it.

@ScumBlast
Open a text file like wordpad and copy the code to it. We hear that question like 20 times a month.

how do you people save a team on stick ranger? I know cookies isnt a reliable way so I tried get and set. after I get a code I paste it, when I use to code to try and get my team again it doesnt work

LOL #100th update!!!! :)

@Atraps
u forgot 1 thing
i live
im immortal
lik a gangsta wit swagg

Hey

hachu all

spoilers
everyone dies

¡BetaTest!

@omega16 #7yS2W8Co 2012/03/31 10:25
I'm not lazy. But I AM only level 24, so I'll try to get to level 31. Thanks.

I don't use the book. I use the wiki. It's free and reliable.
BTW, still stuck on seaside 2... >______<

Whaat increases Presit's power..

@LORD SKELETOR
σ_σ *Arms fall off*
*legs collapse*
*head rolls off*

Does anyone here play call of duty modern warfare 3 because I got promoted to level 44 on MW3. :)

thats nice bro

CHAIN BREAKER!!!!!
In other news...Click This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3MKybhFJx0

funny joke bro

I just use 卐☭ ⓟⓘⓝⓖⓐⓢ✈фФくそส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­卍

I just use the Wiki, it's better and free

i use dem to see dere drops
2 lazy for teh wiki,

I just use books too see their hp :P

Yes, it can give info about upcoming stages, as well as show enemy weaknesses and what they drop.

Although there is a wiki and forum...

Does anybody actually buy the books, i did on my first team but i lost the code and starting over and don't see the use in it.

@Omega: That's nice to know. (10:25)

@Omega: Whhaat? It is a stradegy. hehe.
@DoctorWhoFan: Do what Marx2 said or do this: if u have a gladiator, upgrade his strength 50-100 times. His attack will be crazy high with an additional yellow crystal. Then let him do the work. (If he dies, use the sniper or mage and drag one of them back and forth (I suggest you use the sniper) without letting him get hit. this might take a while.) Hope I was helpful! (Kill the boss is a summary of that, hehe.)

@DoctorWhoFan
DanBallWiki - Seaside 2 - Grey Boss Roundhead Snake:

This boss has a strong attack, where it launches several arrows with high speed in fast succession. A good way to defeat it is with a Sniper with a long range, preferably with the Oct Arrow or Double Poison, which can be achieved by attaching a Catapult's Card and a Red Stone.

Can't wait for Ice/Snow Castle/Palace

@Rcs16
Kill the boss? Seriously? That was a half-assed reply for an answer.
@DoctorWhoFan
Break your lazyness habit, level up to at least 31, and charge to the boss.

@Rcs16
3 stages at once is not possible, as if it happened, the fu king stages would glitch unbelievably.

here's how to beat seaside 2: kill the boss. duh

So, I still am stuck on Seaside2, but close to beating it.

OIC, V3V can change his name but there is always a V3V next to his name!

was talkin 2 v3v move ur text b!tch azz niggas

yes i can
>.>
<.<
ok maybe not but i has better swagg den yo b!tch self fc'k

i can't wait for mointain either!!

@V3V, p!nk: u two are ga.y. who poops in mouths? oh right, u.

Finally they update! But they should add 3 stages at a time don't ya think? 1 is just to little.... Who here noticed that in the book section it skips 2 book slots? can't wait for mointain 2 and 3 and frozen lake!

Could a fegget post in all the colors of fonts and still have tha swagger? I thought not.

D: Cannot get through new boss. Keep running away from me >.<

But I luv it!

purple!!!
@V3V
fegget azz fc'k

Everybody loves purple, Beta.

Everybody.

>_> <_<

Betafail: Oh no, V3V, plz donot poopz in mah mouf
Mr'Size #V3VGQZR9: I'mma poop in your mouth, you ho.mo.
Betafail: if u untie meh ill stop poastin'. i swear
Changrin #V3VGQZR9: *poops*
Betafail: NO DAD NOOOOO

Got all the way to Village. Still stuck on seaside2...
>______<

nobody cares

And it also changed the color of my text, DERP

-rages- I just had to get a virus which deleted everything, including my team..... and I just reformatted the comp to get rid of the stupid virus >.<

@DoctorWhoFan
The only thing you SHOULD do is not get hit by the poison the mushrooms spread, especially at the boss area. Other than that, just ram the hell out of them.
---
Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd my ID changed. ¬_¬

I hope they get new charecters soon

It's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i neva sayed i waz muslim
exceed did
also am lovin dis color kb

cause ur pro
lik a boss

The new bosses are too weak...

BTW, happy 100th stick ranger update to all! and to all, a good game!

Anyone have tips for an all sniper party? I haven't beat Forest2 (too lazy to take the 10 minutes of hit&run.) and I need to get past seaside 2. I cannot beat Mist Grove1. So, Tips for seaside2?

Beta is a baaaad Muslim.

Strong 5ft tall

IT'S ABOUT FU KING TIME THE GAME UPDATED!!!!!
So, we finally reach Stick Ranger 11.

Sonic The Hedgehog

oops fail

Happy 100th Stick Ranger update!

Stick Ranger ver11.0

Stage addition.

@BetaTest
You know what?
卐☭ ⓟⓘⓝⓖⓐⓢ✈фФくそส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­卍

stfu and gtfo piece of sh!t, prick azz nigga smd.
and gtfo wile ur at it, nobody gives a frying fish fc'kk boyt u

I will sh.it in ur mouf betafail. when you least expect it. *plop*

say this is ur gf
u been were?
with who?
mmmmm
oh really
thats how you feel?
lemme c ur phone
askin al dem questions, askin askin all dem questions.
best song eber, look it up on youtube b!tches!!!!

Ugh. FINALLY I get my Java fixed. Hurrah, now I can play this again.

@Rcs16
...and I got my behavior from a giant shoop da whoop. Lol.

noobishness at its finest
obv. teh next gen. of dumbazzes
VVVVVV

@V3V: i don't blame him for my behavior, i blame for his. i was just at the table eating.

@Omega: He probably gets his behavior from the re.tards and bit.ches who live outside our building. Luckily, i only learned bad language from them. they all fear me because of the incident of beating up a 14 year old because he tried pantsing me and slamming me against a car. he will never have a tooth in the front of his face again.

Are you seriously trying to pull that "I blame my noobish behavior on X" sh.it? That's so transparent, I can't believe you even got one person to fall for it. I am disappoint, Rcs16.

Tomorrow blah blah blah..
-70% Stage Adition
-15% Nothing
-15% Jewel Adition

._.

@Rcs16
Next time, make sure he doesn't act like that. Luckily, I'm an only child.
@¡BetaTest!
:3

@Omega: i dont really hate u that much.

sorry to bring this to u guys, but that wasnt me. thnx for pissing my brother off. :)

nigga plz
dzats lok soooo essay....
*looks quikly at somon elses test*
>>

Yesterday's answer is:
Q
Today's question is:
GYUgwvysYGSHUUSGUfvjFUUXFuFuGkhbuyabzgGxj?
Y: wtf?
R: 133713371337
K: qwertyuiop
P: zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

@ka boomer
I could use green as well.
And second, I don't know why the hell I used that question.

ohsh!t its u

@Omega,

First off, use purple. Always use purple.

Secondly, the answer is E: Who the fuuuuuuuukushima mushroom cloud cares? :3

@zixia
no

@¡BetaTest!
I yell wtf boom multiple times daily.
@zixia
Considering the Android having a small screen, I doubt that's possible.

hi, guys ,
is it possible to run sr under android?

corny as hel
anyways, ish c.buttsteak2
wow, v3v ur perveted az he//
and y teh fc'k wtf boom so funeh?

Yesterday's answer was:
Secret option E: All of the above
Today's question is:
This event happened when the date was 20 Feb, or the day before the war with Chadultian...
"Elemental338
if you knew who i really was yall wuldnt want me here
???
FINE FU.CK OFF AND DIE"
The comment above was posted by V3V. Which name did he have when he posted this?
A: Salem
B: lesbians1
C: Buttsteak2
D: oar
Tomorrow's hint is:
---

SHOOP DA OVER WTF PINGAS BLARGH! Answered.

god quest

I actually kind of LIKE WTF bomb, over 9000, shoop da whoop, and pingas. Arrow to the knee just pisses me off.

@who cares!
Durr, I didn't know that. I'm just a plain, stupid idiot who doesn't know what I'm saying.
/sarcasm
Seriously, are you half-stupid or something? My question was ONLY meant for this comment board, not YouTube or anywhere else, dumbass.

@Omega16
A. Pingas
All of the other ones haven't been used in here once except maybe over 9000 once. I remember some people spamming PINGAS too much.

And just to make sure my answer is right:
PINGAS
PINGAS
PINGAS
PINGAS
PINGAS

Omega16: None. It's the lame phraze "arrow to/in the knee" :P

Marx2: For some of my teams, Mountain 1 boss was hard, because I don't use much physical attacks... :/

@Omega,
The answer has been used over 9000 times.

got 4 poision bows and 3 fire bows. Bosses beware...

@omega16 OVER 9000!!

Yesterday's answer was:
A: Powder Game 1
Today's question is:
What is the most used fad in the comments?
A: Pingas
B: It's over 9000
C: Shoop da Whoop
D: WTF Boom
Tommorow's hint is:
The many names of V3V.
---
@rad630
Until I ratted him out, D.

Marx2: Depending on the team. With 2 Priests and 2 Angels, at the time Seaside 1 was most difficult. With 2 Gunners and 2 Priests, Grassland 2 and Hill Country 1 are most difficult (I haven't passed them), although Hill Country 1: 1-2 is easy and good for experience.

@rad
A
obvs
/thread

god tims
god tim....

I have a random question:
-Which is the hardest level in your opinion?

My answer: Cavern 5

Yesterday's question's answer was actually B. 39. XD
Today's question: How big a retard was RCS?
A. Big.
B. Very big.
C. Extremely big.
D. As big as Graham's number.
Hint: One of the above.

I WAS CALLING HIM V3V
BEFORE IT WAS COOL

What did v3v say that got him in such hot water?

nigga plz lemme do dis
*holds gun to v3v's hed lik a boss, den sais*
''u wana go nite nite nigga?''
*duffs him*
good night, go 2 sleep

@V3V
*hits self*

Sniper party can actually get past grassland 1. I had my mages SP invested in STR, DEX, and MAG instead of LP. I have 6 sp invested in LP for my sniper party.

Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti0n-R5xPUA&feature=related

@rad630: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.

I believe the proper word would've been sarcastic

@V3V
...I think I should have said "sarcasm-like" instead of "sarcasmic." Damn my intellectual くそ.

@qwerty213 not implemented yet... The nub.>______>

trying to juggle a weak all sniper party and a weak all mage party at the same time...

Did you really just try to pass "sarcasmic" off as a word? Jesus creeping tits, omega, is English your second language?

PG1, but I still play it...
Not as good though if you take everything into account.

Liquid webtoy

PG1. Duh.

Yesterday's answer was:
D: 6
Today's question is:
What is dan-ball's most overrated game?
A: Powder Game 1
B: Earth Editor
C: SAND MOJI
D: Liquid Webtoy
Tommorow's hint is:
Internet fads

@rad630
C and D both.
@2211
DAMN IT!!.....oh wait, I was able to show up in time. Lol.

Ronannn:
I would recommend a team in this order: Priest, Sniper, Magician, Gladiator. After that, you might want to replace the Magician with a Gunner and the Gladiator with a Boxer or Whipper, but that's your choice.

I'm trying to train a team of 2 Priests and 2 Gunners in that order, however, that is not recommended until you are very good at the game.

Omega: Eve is Kerli from PG.
Atraps: i ishes teh reezult ub a mellion yeers ub ebolooshin wuhooo
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. 62
B. 39
C. The same as v3v's IQ
D. OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
¬_¬

rat city

@Atraps: Does that mean Beta is Adam? Who's Eve?
@Omega16: Of course! It was the perfect day for a snow fight at Ice Cap Zone.

Sure is quiet....
Where the hell is everybody, Antarctica?

@ka boomer & V3V
That's not what I meant. What I mean is when some random person comes in asking for controls, etc., we reply with the most sarcasmic comment anyone could think of. THAT'S what I meant. :P

nigga plz
evolution ain't realfo sh!t
u c i got realigion on my side.

@Beta
at least i aint a beta version of a human like you
i r da result of milions of years of evolushin
pwned wannabe

ah
u c, u not from da hood v3v
@Atraps
sais da nerd dat wants 2 waste hiz lif on gamin
gtfo and get a manly career before even attemting 2 cal me a noob b!tch
fc'k niggas dead azz disrespecting my sh!t.

@Beta
lrn2 explode stoopid noob

stfu v3v
u not poppin
u flaze

I'm pretty sure you have to be a troll in order to say that.

@DoctorWhoFan
If you want to. All we do basically troll off noobs and their idiotic comments(Ex. 2012/03/26 03:27) After a few days it gets pretty easy.

Every day is a perfect day for 'trolling'. It's just a shame most of the 'trolls' here don't know what the fu.ck they're doing.

Oh and yes im new

Can someone help me plz? I want know a pretty good team combonation.

Can I join you in your trolling of the n00bs?

*Yawn* Another day, another perfect chance to troll off noobs.

@2211
I can see that it COULD have been if the administrators weren't critics. The bastards could at least ACT better, for fu k sakes.
@AlphaEpic
....dafuq?

@Atraps: It really is sad when you think about what Roblox could've been, no?

spelt hoping wrong im a dumbass lol

anybody else hopein our game goes mobile tired of not having it on my ipod

@Hedgey
Me too

kid trying to be cool on a japanese computer game cb by spelling things wrong

vvvvvvvv

hey, u kids beter behave, dont mak meh turn dis sh!t up lik a "G"(gangsta).
@Omega
imma go wit B, since mosta my cusses r cencored except whore, bastard, and jackass

Pffffft, hey rad, heheh, go kill yourself, haha

Ehhh... ABCD?
Rcs: Fail. ¬_¬

Yesterday's answer was:
D
Today's question is:
How many swear words can somebody place in the comment boards uncensored?
A: 5
B: 3
C: 12
D: 6
Tomorrow's hint is:
---
...oh, sh.....

wow
niggas is tryin to compy meh
failzores gtfo rcs
b!tch nigga gets no biddies, noooooo biiiddiieees

Oh, look at this idiot.
@False BetaTest
You are a terrible poser who has no idea what dafuq you're saying whatsoever. Get the hell off the internet, you idiotic ass of a troll.
@rad630
*fist bump*

Can anyone really BE Betafail, man?

You're not fooling anybody with that fake act...
Idiot..

i have a qustun: How many times was omega a bich?
A: onece
B:twice
C:thrice
D: too many to count

QUIT FCKIN USING MY NAME BCH!

I think healer and witch (like priest but weakens enemies instead of of strenghens playurs) are the only good classes not implemended yety

stor og liit sterk

@Rotay
omgrly

V R'amen.

Oh look. Another retard to torture.

And i think that minecraft is ALOT better than roblox cause roblox runs really badley, it lags alot and you dont know whats happening half of the time.

Hi im new

I'm lovin' it

any one home This game rocks

I made some pretty cool things for ROBLOX. I had the best music player GUI made yet. I tried it one day and for some reason the stupid coding was unable to detect when a sound object (the songs) was stopped, thus meaning it wouldn't loop or move on to the next song properly.

I was making a giant hammer fight; 15 randomly generated levels and to have 150 different hammers that would fall from the sky to fight with. One day, for no reason, the game wouldn't start the first round anymore, and when I tested it in Solo mode the generator wouldn't work, and in both modes the normal hammer that doesn't even do any special effects wouldn't even swing.

All of my favorite games from 2008 when I joined are now either deleted, glitchy, or literally broken.

In addition, the community is downright terrible. Even the staff are hypocrites about their rules. Telamon is probably the most famous of the admins and even he has a level featuring blood made from 2008, which was always against the rules.

It used to be a really good game, but it's turned into greedy and broken cr4p.

lol ↓

@2211
It's used to make different places/levels for online multiplayer gaming. With the given engine, you may build and code different things for the game. Heck you can even made first person shooters, like many have.

The problem is is that the administrators and developers of the site have grown more and more ret4rded over the years. The special coding for the engine is constantly being rearranged for no reason and causes literally MILLIONS of things to break.

You don't know how many projects I've worked on for literally MONTHS in that game only for them all to break for NO freaking reason the next day.

Even the most basic objects in the engine don't work properly anymore, and items featured and created by the staff themselves are even broken over time (if they were working right to begin with).

Now all they mainly do is make a bunch of new stupid items in the catalog that are too expensive to buy without actually paying money into the site. Sometimes they start new projects in the actual game and even announce it, and yet almost every single one of these projects remains uncompleted and unheard from, even from over a year ago.

@Atraps: Well, whatever you say. I'm still assuming Roblox is terrible.

@2211
-_-
No, Minecraft and ROBLOX are two very, very different things.

lol

'most retarded statement'

*spells year wrong*

:3

*year
D4mn typos on a kindle touch...

kemp: Are you like 7 or something? You just said the most retarded statement of the yer.

@2211
"@Atraps: I don't know that feel because Gatling Peas. Also, Roblox is useless because Minecraft exists."
Nuff' said XF

I bet he probably has a better life going then that fail of an insult.
Seriously, you can do better.
Oops, I lied.

hey ¡BetaTest!
you have no life!!!!!!!!

@Atraps: I don't know that feel because Gatling Peas. Also, Roblox is useless because Minecraft exists.

add stick ranger

roblox?
azz
coby type?
u already snow

Yes, let ROBLOX burn.
it majorly pi55ed me off about 5 times
and normally pi55ed me off uncountable times

kill roblox forever!

@Marx2
I hope so! >U<

i know that feel bro

On PvZ, a normal zombie got my brains cuz of 1 tiny mistake (not replacing a garlic on last stand). DAFUQ?!?!?!!!???!

Tomorrow SR Update (Maybe i don't know):
-Stage Adition

:P

All they need to do is advance the stages.

Sorry but I have been busy lately plus I am going to be even more lazy when I get Kid Icarus: Uprising.

nigga plz
i own sports
~beta

@stickmenrule
"Should" be in Stick Ranger?

@V3V
Thank god it's not.

Damn it. Need to finish.
@Chadultian
....くそ.
@BetaTest
...Epic sarcasm.

ha niggas iz tryin 2 copy meh
dis mak laugh
~x(

@stickmenrule
I'm not going to criticize, however Bomber and Miner sound pretty bad. Bomber's terrible because the Gunner uses these weapons. Miners are just a "What the くそ?" to the game. But with that, B.

Which of the following choices should be added in the next update?
a) Another melee class
b) New levels(with higher level enemies)
c) Higher level compo items
d) Next level weapons
e) All of the above
f) None of the above

hello i am not a impersonater pleae vot 4 my sr uplode team

I know some idiot is going to think I'm serious with this.

I have some ideas (don't criticize, i'm just brainstorming) for classes that should be in Stick Ranger:
1. Bomber (or Grenader)(uses bombs and grenades)
2. Barbarian (uses clubs as weapons)
3. Miner (uses pickaxes as weapons)

Slow your roll, niqqa

WHO THE FCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO IMPERSONATE ME!!!!! QUIT IMPERSONATING ME YOU BTCH! AND WHY WOULD I SAY "Sorry for being gone so long"!!!

wow btches, u fukka omega

@rad
u jate sports?
gtfo
@V3V
truths truths

lul
amg
im lik, so scared
sum1 sav meh
/sarcasm

I'll try to think of a more original name, fools.
Ahahaahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1 more month and Voltaire?2 is complete!

If SR was a sport, Betafail would definitely be the mascot.

@rad630
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, post jynx >_>

Yay for SR noobs.

@Rcs16
So? I leave on most weekends, and then I come back once again to act retardingly stupid here. Lol.
@Xarian & rad630
...Dafuq did I just read?

I ha.te sports.

@Atraps: Would it still have room on the screen to spare while the number is being shown?

A monitor the size of the universe, that is.

@rad630
Well, I bet Graham's number could fit on a monitor if the resolution was as technologically advanced as possible, the font size of the number was, again, as small as possible, and the text with the number was on text-wrap.

@Rcs
yep, we totally cared dat u wer gon fur a day
/sarcasm

I KNOW A MATH THING!!!

Graham's number is a number so large, a computer screen the size of the universe can't fit it. Now take a look at answer D. DOES YOUR MIND HURT?

New question: On a scale of 1-10, how annoying is RCS?
A. 1-3
B. 4-7
C. 8-10
D. Graham's number to the power of Graham's number Graham's number times.

Sorry i was gone for so long.
@Omega: The answer is: E: effortlessly
sorry for being so late

lol

dafuq?

Breasts.

That is all.

I have the most harmless post ever, leading on with the random gibberish about the game (including it being a chocolate doughnut). For whatever idiotic reason, the filter refuses it to be posted.
legit

test post >_>

@Atraps: Well said.

@rad630
D. The rest = kuso.

@rcs
shut up
lik nobody cares gawd nub dese days
seriously

C 20
aldo dat number in d ish fc'kn epic

whats all these classes?

mages all the way
~beta

Atraps: You forgot that it is a game that is interesting and annoying.
Question: How many noobs have been owned here?
A: 5
B: 10
C: 20
D: All of the above combined to the power of 15343765735589547838475689005467645775665466544556334

@LORD SKELETOR
...what the くそ? C is very hard, not very easy.

Omega16/OmegaPirate: E: all of the above.

Stick Ranger is a game and it also happens to be interesting. The game is very much like a game because it is a game. The interesting part about the game is that it is interesting because it's a game. Sometimes it is also annoying because it is a game and an interesting game at that. Stick Ranger is most definitely a game and I recommend it for its interesting qualities. But beware that it may be annoying.

im a totalitarian gangsta
hitler type
smobin all da biddies on dek

@ka boomer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVaOM1a9dkU
There's a sh!t pot full of 卐's.

I WANT ZE SWASTIKA! Impart your knowledge, mein Fuhrer.

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­卍卐
Random comment.
@Marx2
You have too much boredom.

I'm sick

@Marx2
who cares!!

Atraps: I uses proper grammars very goodly, how dare you insults me so meanly. I has to buttfc'k you nows. lol jk *_*
Kb: Lol.

AGH! Typo. I meant "...care if I used..." Sorry.

I didn't know that any of you would care if i used correct grammar. I'll use perfect grammar from now on.

Hm c or d..
imma be blak and guess, d xp

Beta and rad630 got the answers right. NEXT QUESTION
How easy is it to troll noobs?
A: Easy
B: Stupidly easy
C: Very Hard
D: REAL FU KING EASY!!!

@rad630
I wouldn't have guessed you saying OVER 9000!!!!!
@ka boomer & Atraps
Obviously, not many people actually LEARN to use "an" correctly. Only about 8% of us use it right.

And in all seriousness, if you watched my occasional PGCB rants, you'd know I do that too. :3

Hey, I use an grammar right all time!

I'm honoured. :3

Darn it, I keep accidentally clearing cookies with CCleaner.

Wow.
I'm impressed.
I think you literally may be the first other I've seen on the internet to properly use "an;" not by the spelling of the next word but instead by the pronunciation.

Yep. I'm ashamed of myself, because you've definitely shown your superiority. I should never have challenged someome who is so gifted.

Prove to me you have more intelligence than a brick please, and while you're at it you should correct yourself. It's "Because AN 11 month old...".

¬_¬

Omega: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rcs: Lol. An 11 year old calling ka boomer retarded. Just lol. Go look at his PG uploads.

u obv. suk at math
i dont blame

Definitley D: To many to count. Which comment isn't retar.ted? Maby 2 or 3.

@omega
-A(negative a) infinity
nuff sad

I'm going to try a team with 2 Priests and 2 Gunners.

Retarded question.
How many random, stupid, and troll-like comments appear on this board every day on average?
A: 6
B: 2
C: 10
D: Too many to count

@12121212die
Simple. LEVEL UP TO 30+!
@Rcs16
Just ignore ka boomer. He doesn't come here often anyways.

Rad630: Heck yea! P.V.Z. is baus :D

@12121212die

Try using one Stickman as bait by holding him above all the enemy's, then the rest of you team can either fight him from a safe distance or take out all the smaller yellow star stickman befor fighting the boss. Also try using the silver crystals dropped In seaside 4.

Ok, how do I beat Seaside 4? That levels boss keeps kicking my ass, anyone else have trouble with it?

you obvyously dont no teh diference between literally and being seriously. and you have no rite watsoever 2 tell kb he shuld be ashamed wen a b!tch azz nigga lik urself cantt tell teh difference between 2 words dumbazz.
fc'k nigga u stup!d as he// gtfo

Hey ka boomer, you should be ashamed of yourself because a 11 month old is smarter than you. Think twice before you say something.

only swagg can tak meh seriously XP

Lawl, who could take Beta seriously? :3

+1 @ rad630

Hi this is my comment,now like it!

@omega
i calrew rcs ugleh and he tok it literly

@coll123456
I think it's an attack boost instead of range. Actually, I'm not sure because my internet's half-busted.
@Rcs16 (02:14)
Wait, what?
@flyingswan
...WHAT THE F..K ARE YOU SAYING?!?

Who likes Plants vs Zombies?

Ok I know this game is popular but let PG2 get its updates as well sheesh.

RCS cannot spell the word 'months'.

Just sayin'.

meh u still b!tchen? man u need 2 lern wen 2 let stuf go......
o course dats wat 2 expect from an 11 year old.

P.S: I'm only 11 years old. :0

don't make me start in my dating life to prove that im not ugly betatest

the game wont work! it will on my other computers but not this one!!!! and yes i have latest java......

@coll
i wuld suggest so since ish caled big card.

this game is hard

Y does this game not automatically save for me? i tried using the get and save thing and that doesn't work either

Does the big card give any noticeable range increase for boxers?

worst swan interpretation ever

Bored... bored... bored. lol sorry

@Rcs
k
idc bout u no mo
u ugleh, mad ugleh
gtfo my screen nigga

interesting that u wuld find that interestin that you wuld find that interest.,,,mb
a fc'k it niggas do dis nao

nice job living a bit.che's life betatest. XD

I think he's already doing this. The last update not for SR nor PG2 was the second of February for 100bit, which is new so it's all good.

Ha55ii should quit all other games and focus on SR and PG2 and improve them greatly, instead of wasting time on random other games...

Interesting that you would find that interesting...

Interesting that everyday less people seem to be talking about stickranger...

dont waste ur sympathy b!tch
i run dis place
hold dat

thnx Omega. sorry for calling u a ret.ard. stick ranger REALLY should update more often.

@Rcs16
It's pretty simple really. You need some decent compo items, such as Black Stone, Red Stone, Purple Crystal, etc, and dodge high damaging enemies. ONLY use your SP when you need it most. Also, great job completing the game, now wait a week or so and a new stage will[maybe] appear.
@V3V
*facepalm*

thanks Mathgenius! ur nice. congrats to you too. Marx2, you did? how?!?

@Mathgenius
I finished Stick Ranger without spend SP, twice!

saywat?

RESPOND TO ALL THE COMMENTS!!

@AlphaEpic
A lot of people have pi.ssed me off for 5 years in a row, so I guess you can say I was mad right there.
.......*sigh*