best game ever
Im not sure why im here?
Sometimes when I am lonely I pet cats
I'm not sure if Vikingland ever developed fermentation, they're not /that/ far behind but with the rebellions there's probably been more focus on military projects than manufactured luxuries.
Who are these "Chinese" you speak of? Sounds like something they made up while drunk.
>Achieved iron working and got something resembling an aristocracy
>All that's left for this era is Sanitation and Hellenism
>I already know that there's no plants on Neanderthalia besides lichens so spice/drug/floristry trade networks are worthless
>Sanitation will come in handy to help clear out the rampant water pollution from our various mines and tar refineries
>Hellenism will better fill out our mythology's already extensive list of gods (We inherited Druidism and founded the Sumerian and Egyptian pantheons)
>The situation in the north has escalated, with a new faction rebelling from the Indian government calling themselves the "Chinese"
>They hate India but seem to have fair relations with Vikingland and myself
>Even though they still want Oslo for themselves
>Meanwhile I've begun pressuring the closest barbarian tribe
>It's going slowly, but I'm confidant that I can evict them and get a metric ton of slaves to further improve the far-south
>Also we have a metric system now
>I only want two of the tribes, the last will be preserved as a sustainable source of man-cattle until I can replace them with automatons.
>Medieval era and the first alternate history tech cannot get here soon enough
We already have the one septillion megatons to do so?
No one thinks "well we have several thousand warheads worth many trillions, we need more in order to expand our capabilities" when they can already destroy the world countless times over. There is more to it of course.
The average person doesn't know the inner workings of military progress and competition, the last century or so has shown us that.
Do you a math problem for me? I should be able to do whatever you throw at me (as long as it's LOWER LEVEL COLLEGE STUFF PLZ).
Did I trigger it, STS?
That feeling when you forget you have a novel study project due tomorrow, so you reuse your cra.ppy pixel art from over 3 years ago and give it a new title so it fits your book ;-; http://i.imgur.com/UImkJiP.png
I think we should increase our spending in the scientific sector, and explore fringe frontiers of science and strive for the betterment of mankind. With newer inventions, knowledge and technology developed, it would also give the military new ka-boomy things that it likes in the process, so its a win-win.
of course not, they already spend more and have more weapons than the rest of the world combined. The states has way more important issues to worry about. The states doesn't need a better "defence" system, all they're doing is building up offence. It's the rest of the world that's terrified of you guys.
Should the United States significantly increase its military spending?
Dark Doctor is my waifu
I WANT YOUR LEMONS YOU STUPID CIVILIZED BEING!
-"Indian Liberation Front"
Oh, the memories...this was probably one of the greatest things we've ever done.
I dont get it
PG is pretty questionable at this point.
You're doing God's work, TK. Keep the world in line.
Oh Osiris, the Indians took one of Ragnar's cities. I feel like maybe I should help out over there? But who's the bad guy, the moron who can't hold a tropical paradise together or this upstart that doesn't like me for buying Ragnar's lemons?
>King of the Neanderthal Empire
>Ruled Eastern Antarctica for roughly 30,000 years after swallowing the Head Hunter tribes and their Druidic overlords
>Technically they still have some canoes or whatever, but without developing a written language they're still locked in permawar
West of the continent is populated entirely by minor tribes
>Mammoth scouts report that they have no infrastructure between them but each site contains hundreds of powerful warriors
>Occasionally they try to ransack my closest port but forget that we live on a frozen wasteland and are too weak to fight off a snow fox by the time the reach the border
>Usually grateful to be enslaved by their betters just for the hot meals
>Met Ragnar of the Viking Empire, far to my north
>He seems nice, though with only three cities (I have 15) and frequent uprisings of the "Indian Liberation Front" he is far inferior
>Still, he's cool with sending down various citrus fruits in exchange for silver and mammoth ivory
>Recently researched Ancient Medicine
>Health is the bedrock of world domination
>Overall, things are nice
*mostly out of
Precisely. Everything that gets uploaded these days is utter toilet. Most of the actual good people have stopped most out of loss of motivation.
Makes me glad I got my stuff finished while there was a lack of uploaders.
Ugh, it's just another Undertale fa͏g
And this user is worse than the other 98% of all users who do the exact same thing because...?
Hey all, this is my first time posting here. I used to play a lot of flash/online games in elementary school and I think I found Dan-Ball in third grade. Anyway, it's been about 9 years since I first visited (I just turned 18), so I wanted to pop back in and feel some nostalgia. Love y'all, I have fond memories of this game especially, as it was the first I ever played here.
Hey DB, i have a rather concerning message for everyone, a user by the name of bsj0303 has been plaguing powder game by uploading and re-uploading the same cancerous content. I advise you to look at his upload history and see for yourself. Please make an effort to send deletion request for unoriginal, stolen or re-uploaded content.
I too am participating.
MAKE Dan-Ball GREAT AGAIN
BOT COMMENT is back!
Did you try the upload button?
I don't understand how to publish anything..
Except that i is the supreme rule of everything.
Keep your imaginary numbers out of my politics!
I will ban i when I am elected!
Times the square root of negative 1.
The universe where Scythertom becomes president
... is this one.
The universe where every word is capitalized.
I could have done a lot better, actually. I was in a rush when I wrote that.
@SMG & TK
In what universe does one capitalize the name of an organism's species?
I am afraid I must concede in this friendly vocabulary challenge, as the response I originally made in regards to the shepherdess "Maria" and her minuscule captive woolly bovidate infant was removed by an automated censoring procedure, presumably for referencing the young lady's (or Miss's, should you prefer such a term) taxonomic status- that (ignoring the inappropriately placed grammatical period with which one can and may fool the aforementioned automaton) she was a member of Ho.mo-Sapiens.
The message that I will now send is directed toward the user that is named "Torture King".
Maria, a young female shepard absent of a hereditary surname, was accountable for the wellbeing of a docile, unusually dwarfed infantile herbivore, due to the process of symbiotic interaction between humans, specifically individuals of whom partake in the occupation of animal husbandry which oversees predominantly herbivorous livestock, recurrently known as 'herding' that requires meticulous physical effort to maintain the survival of those creatures until otherwise. The infantile herbivore in question, does not posess an honorific designation, as is associated by it's species's nonclemature, Ovis Aries, otherwise known by average humans as 'sheep', with it's neonates, like the subject, being denominated as 'lamb'.
The only thing about that entire post that impressed me was the fact that except for the first line it's all one sentence.
Internet Explorer master race.
>Can type 65WPM
>Don't mind being part of a botnet
>Have to call tech support when the ask toolbar installs
>Smell like astroglide
>Can type 150WPM
>Have all the privacy they could ever want
>Get accepted into ivy league schools
>Donate christmas presents to underprivileged children
I choose to not understand that.
The message that I will now send is directed toward the user that is named "Scythertom".
The user who has entered the text string "SpaceMarineGuy" into the Username area of the branch of the website by the name of Dan-Ball that is reserved for account reservations for the reason of other users of said site to refer to him as such has uploaded a long string of text in what is a common feature of websites called a "comment section" explaining the social practices that the community partake in together as a group, more specifically the textual aspect of society through hidden meanings, references, and repeated actions that were previously taken across the Internet and the enjoyment of such users to do these actions which is enough to continue as a living being that feeds on community involvement and attention.
@Scythertom: Here's a tutorial: http://imgur.com/gallery/KBhKz
Maria is known to have owned an unusually small child of the species Ovis Aries.
Although satire, I have no idea what your top comment is supposed to say.
Something something marry had a little lamb?
I, SpaceMarineGuy, resident of Dan-Ball and recurrent visitant of it's current hypertext document, entitled 'Powder Game Comments' containing a forum-based interactive user interface, advocate that we, the visitants who contribute and discuss miscellaneous subject matters in this digital environment, partake in a recreational activity in which our collective union, the contributors of subjects, engage against each other competitively via extending simple, prominently recognized literary phrases through archaic, complex vocabular equivalents and redundant clauses that convolute the interpretation of the original expression to the extent of which the avant-garde product incites humor and satire to individuals of whom construe our submitted sentences, via their contrasting comparison to the primary source of our convulation.
I will beget this novel occupation via introducing an initial, primitively constructed expression, of which is;
"Mary had a little lamb."
I am urged to inquire on behalf of myself that I too, concur with Σsigma, user of Dan-Ball, regarding that unique individual's statements concerning their personal preference towards the breakfast batter-based confectionary edibles known as 'waffles' versus another similar provender that is commonly denominated in the Western hemisphere as 'pancakes', thus indicating that we, as a collective group of individuals, uphold similar convictions within this forum-like hypertext document that is a section of the digital communal known as 'Dan-Ball', of which is consecutively moderated by a collaboration between three Japanese programmers known as Ha55ii, otascube and tylor.
Why I'm a waffle fan.
>Pour your syrup on, it spreads evenly over the surface
>Take a bite out of it, get a delicious, sweet, crunch
>Continues to stay in one piece for easy eating
>Pour your syrup on it, half of it gets obsorbed, leaving a soggy mess of a food
>Attempt to take a bite out of it, starts falling apart after grabbing with fork from lack of structure
>From what you do eat, it is overloaded with sweetness making it taste terrible
>Syrup drips from it since it obsorbed it all, gets your hand sticky
>Turns into a soggy rag on the plate, making it hard to continue eating
Pancake eaters will defend this
Wow, you can see his skin turn red from it.
I swear, if that becomes the next meme...
I run iOS on a Rasberry Pi processor, that I use to play Crysis on Ultra settings on an old Zenith TV using bananas connected to electrodes as input.
Is ststill alibw
I will do everything in my power to destroy every mac on the planet Earth
(I'm kidding. Use the OS you are comfortable with.)
I would I like to buy powder game and show that iMacs can be for gaming too.
So...... not alaska und hawaii?
Pretty much sums everything up in the lower 48 states.
I think its more like:
Pew pew pew. Murica. Pew pew pew. Freedom. Pew pew pew. Make America great again!
I've always felt that America's history (as an independent nation) could be summed up as such:
WE'REFREEWECANDOWHATWEWANT. Riot. Drink. Drink. Abuse minorities. Drink. Abuse minorities at different levels. Riot. Try to separate. Drink. Abuse minorities. "Nice try, South." Continue to abuse minorities, but a little less. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Riot because Prohibition. Riot and drink. 21st Amendment. Drink. Drink. Abuse minorities. Various disadvantages of a capitalism system happen. Abuse minorities. Minorities riot. Riot back. Drugs. Drink. Drugs. Defiance. More defiance. Still more defiance. Internet porn. Drink. President TRUMP!
How do you post a map?
When I am Galactic Emperor of America all you America bashers are getting thrown into the sun.
That was a long, long time ago.
Was America ever dignified?
Yeah you got it, I was reminded of it because of the idea that our current president is a gameshow host and apparently we have the campaigns of both a pop-singer/rapper and a website inventor to look forward to and they're both probably going to use memes and it's just... Is America an actual dignified country or a thremepark?
Also the last president actually being black makes it a bit funnier in hindsight.
I only donate to movies if it has Meryl Streep in it.
(Chrome spellcheck recognizes neither Meryl nor Streep. -_-)
I don't really understand the humor. Is it the President's being black the most ridiculous statement in Abu's question according to the tour guide, even above the President residing in the Empire State Building and Michael Jackson being the President?
I'm suddenly reminded of a really old joke about a visitor from some made-up 3rd-world country, (Timbukturkistan, or something like that) and they're just floored by everything they see.
And this fictional visitor, (let's call him Abu, because "Timbukturkistan" sounds distinctly like it might have hosted a Caliph or a Sultan at some point) Abu is asking a bunch of questions about everything America is rumored to have on the way to their destination.
"Do you really have fresh water whenever you want?" Yes, of course.
"Do you really build your houses entirely out of glass?" Well there's some steel and wood to hold things together, but yes for the most part.
And so on, until Abu asked "Say, if we're going to the Empire State building, does that mean I might meet President Michael Jackson?" And I forget the exact wording, but the tour guide's answer is something along the lines of "A black president? How naive!"
This better be amazing, lgomstr.
Unfortunately, Kanye is pushing his campaign to 2024 so that Trump can have two terms first. So, it might be billionaire v richer billionaire.
Kanye seems like a great choice for president based on his history of inspirational music and non vulgar statements.
Socks on concrete, jolly rancher kid, I was stalking back and now I gotta stay at grandma's crib, bunch of tank top nappy headed bike stealing Chatham boys
Will you be rooting for Kanye?
Hey guys, in case any of you were wondering what I've been up to..
I'm directing a short film "Limbo", which follows Tom, a homeless man with a mental illness, and his journey to find his wife. We're currently raising money for the film on Kickstarter. We have 16 days left to raise $5,000. If any of you have ever been a fan of my uploads, or if you're just feeling generous, please donate and share the campaign.
There are rumors going around that Mark "steal-your-data" Zuckerberg is going to run for POTUS in 2020.
I won't be rooting for Trump, but I definitely won't be rooting for Zuckerberg.
LK's not a fan of Mountain time.
I love the digital clock work, i`m your fanboy
I wanted to comment this, there is a person named King of As and he did Mario pixel art,like tons! <3
Aww cool! I just found these comments thanks to Ozarnia!
Is that eastern or pacific or central time, or the other ones that don't matter
I was born on 1999 11:59:59 P.M
I one made a lighter you could turn on and off without placing anything and the insides not catching fire, forgot how tho.
Hey guys please vote for my new completely original upload: http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/387301.html
God, I had totally forgotten about this game. Happy new year.
well i guess it's time to start Volume 20 season 10 episode 7
Happy new year
HAPPY NEW YEAR! I love you all so much. Please be safe and don't do anything dangerous!
Happy New Year People!
Stealing someone else's work is completely immoral and should result ina ban.
Also, be sure to vote for my upload:
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