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#DuiMAMHN 2017/01/18 23:25

best game ever

#Jjnq6QT4 2017/01/18 17:36

Im not sure why im here?

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/18 13:17

Sometimes when I am lonely I pet cats

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/17 15:16

I'm not sure if Vikingland ever developed fermentation, they're not /that/ far behind but with the rebellions there's probably been more focus on military projects than manufactured luxuries.

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/17 11:01

Who are these "Chinese" you speak of? Sounds like something they made up while drunk.

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/17 07:17

>Achieved iron working and got something resembling an aristocracy
>All that's left for this era is Sanitation and Hellenism
>I already know that there's no plants on Neanderthalia besides lichens so spice/drug/floristry trade networks are worthless
>Sanitation will come in handy to help clear out the rampant water pollution from our various mines and tar refineries
>Hellenism will better fill out our mythology's already extensive list of gods (We inherited Druidism and founded the Sumerian and Egyptian pantheons)
>The situation in the north has escalated, with a new faction rebelling from the Indian government calling themselves the "Chinese"
>They hate India but seem to have fair relations with Vikingland and myself
>Even though they still want Oslo for themselves
>Meanwhile I've begun pressuring the closest barbarian tribe
>It's going slowly, but I'm confidant that I can evict them and get a metric ton of slaves to further improve the far-south
>Also we have a metric system now
>I only want two of the tribes, the last will be preserved as a sustainable source of man-cattle until I can replace them with automatons.
>Medieval era and the first alternate history tech cannot get here soon enough

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/17 03:52

We already have the one septillion megatons to do so?

#l0aS2Xd2 2017/01/17 00:49

No one thinks "well we have several thousand warheads worth many trillions, we need more in order to expand our capabilities" when they can already destroy the world countless times over. There is more to it of course.

#l0aS2Xd2 2017/01/17 00:47

The average person doesn't know the inner workings of military progress and competition, the last century or so has shown us that.

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/17 00:08

Do you a math problem for me? I should be able to do whatever you throw at me (as long as it's LOWER LEVEL COLLEGE STUFF PLZ).

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/16 18:38

Did I trigger it, STS?

#O2aT82gb 2017/01/16 18:25

That feeling when you forget you have a novel study project due tomorrow, so you reuse your cra.ppy pixel art from over 3 years ago and give it a new title so it fits your book ;-;

#8CjNKvRD 2017/01/16 16:01

I think we should increase our spending in the scientific sector, and explore fringe frontiers of science and strive for the betterment of mankind. With newer inventions, knowledge and technology developed, it would also give the military new ka-boomy things that it likes in the process, so its a win-win.

#pdDlVqmc 2017/01/16 15:46

of course not, they already spend more and have more weapons than the rest of the world combined. The states has way more important issues to worry about. The states doesn't need a better "defence" system, all they're doing is building up offence. It's the rest of the world that's terrified of you guys.

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/16 15:12

Should the United States significantly increase its military spending?

#JJqZt2Qf 2017/01/16 11:38

Dark Doctor is my waifu

Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/16 11:29


RCA Production
#fTzQELaW 2017/01/16 05:33

-"Indian Liberation Front"

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/15 15:54
Oh, the memories...this was probably one of the greatest things we've ever done.

Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/15 05:31

I dont get it

Tyne and wear
#5GBDuOyX 2017/01/15 04:45
PG is pretty questionable at this point.

#fc5Ccs22 2017/01/14 07:38

You're doing God's work, TK. Keep the world in line.

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/14 07:27

Oh Osiris, the Indians took one of Ragnar's cities. I feel like maybe I should help out over there? But who's the bad guy, the moron who can't hold a tropical paradise together or this upstart that doesn't like me for buying Ragnar's lemons?

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/13 09:17

>King of the Neanderthal Empire
>Ruled Eastern Antarctica for roughly 30,000 years after swallowing the Head Hunter tribes and their Druidic overlords
>Technically they still have some canoes or whatever, but without developing a written language they're still locked in permawar
West of the continent is populated entirely by minor tribes
>Mammoth scouts report that they have no infrastructure between them but each site contains hundreds of powerful warriors
>Occasionally they try to ransack my closest port but forget that we live on a frozen wasteland and are too weak to fight off a snow fox by the time the reach the border
>Usually grateful to be enslaved by their betters just for the hot meals
>Met Ragnar of the Viking Empire, far to my north
>He seems nice, though with only three cities (I have 15) and frequent uprisings of the "Indian Liberation Front" he is far inferior
>Still, he's cool with sending down various citrus fruits in exchange for silver and mammoth ivory
>Recently researched Ancient Medicine
>Health is the bedrock of world domination
>Overall, things are nice

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/13 07:46

*mostly out of

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/13 07:45

Precisely. Everything that gets uploaded these days is utter toilet. Most of the actual good people have stopped most out of loss of motivation.
Makes me glad I got my stuff finished while there was a lack of uploaders.

#6gkHelVa 2017/01/13 07:44

Ugh, it's just another Undertale fa͏g

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/13 07:33

And this user is worse than the other 98% of all users who do the exact same thing because...?

#AQCSwVkg 2017/01/13 05:24

Hey all, this is my first time posting here. I used to play a lot of flash/online games in elementary school and I think I found Dan-Ball in third grade. Anyway, it's been about 9 years since I first visited (I just turned 18), so I wanted to pop back in and feel some nostalgia. Love y'all, I have fond memories of this game especially, as it was the first I ever played here.
Ta-ta now.

#1UTkhfLr 2017/01/12 23:53

Hey DB, i have a rather concerning message for everyone, a user by the name of bsj0303 has been plaguing powder game by uploading and re-uploading the same cancerous content. I advise you to look at his upload history and see for yourself. Please make an effort to send deletion request for unoriginal, stolen or re-uploaded content.
thank you.

#fc5Ccs22 2017/01/12 14:45

I too am participating.

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/12 08:55


Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/11 21:53

BOT COMMENT is back!

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/11 11:33

Did you try the upload button?

#Y1sBxRqH 2017/01/11 11:30

I don't understand how to publish anything..

Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/11 10:25

Except that i is the supreme rule of everything.

#fc5Ccs22 2017/01/11 10:13

Keep your imaginary numbers out of my politics!
I will ban i when I am elected!

#IN8j8QjJ 2017/01/11 09:51

Times the square root of negative 1.

Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/11 07:13

Plus one.

#fc5Ccs22 2017/01/11 07:09

The universe where Scythertom becomes president
... is this one.

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/11 04:52

The universe where every word is capitalized.

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/11 04:50

I could have done a lot better, actually. I was in a rush when I wrote that.
In what universe does one capitalize the name of an organism's species?
*Ovis aries
* sapiens

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/11 01:11

I am afraid I must concede in this friendly vocabulary challenge, as the response I originally made in regards to the shepherdess "Maria" and her minuscule captive woolly bovidate infant was removed by an automated censoring procedure, presumably for referencing the young lady's (or Miss's, should you prefer such a term) taxonomic status- that (ignoring the inappropriately placed grammatical period with which one can and may fool the aforementioned automaton) she was a member of

#IN8j8QjJ 2017/01/10 13:18

The message that I will now send is directed toward the user that is named "Torture King".
Maria, a young female shepard absent of a hereditary surname, was accountable for the wellbeing of a docile, unusually dwarfed infantile herbivore, due to the process of symbiotic interaction between humans, specifically individuals of whom partake in the occupation of animal husbandry which oversees predominantly herbivorous livestock, recurrently known as 'herding' that requires meticulous physical effort to maintain the survival of those creatures until otherwise. The infantile herbivore in question, does not posess an honorific designation, as is associated by it's species's nonclemature, Ovis Aries, otherwise known by average humans as 'sheep', with it's neonates, like the subject, being denominated as 'lamb'.

#6gkHelVa 2017/01/10 12:57

The only thing about that entire post that impressed me was the fact that except for the first line it's all one sentence.

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/10 10:26

Internet Explorer master race.

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/10 10:21

Chrome users
>Can type 65WPM
>Don't mind being part of a botnet
>Have to call tech support when the ask toolbar installs
>Smell like astroglide
Firefox users
>Can type 150WPM
>Have all the privacy they could ever want
>Get accepted into ivy league schools
>Donate christmas presents to underprivileged children

Lightning Lord
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/10 03:58

I choose to not understand that.

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/09 23:04

The message that I will now send is directed toward the user that is named "Scythertom".
The user who has entered the text string "SpaceMarineGuy" into the Username area of the branch of the website by the name of Dan-Ball that is reserved for account reservations for the reason of other users of said site to refer to him as such has uploaded a long string of text in what is a common feature of websites called a "comment section" explaining the social practices that the community partake in together as a group, more specifically the textual aspect of society through hidden meanings, references, and repeated actions that were previously taken across the Internet and the enjoyment of such users to do these actions which is enough to continue as a living being that feeds on community involvement and attention.

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/09 19:14

@Scythertom: Here's a tutorial:

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/09 18:58

Maria is known to have owned an unusually small child of the species Ovis Aries.

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/09 13:08

Although satire, I have no idea what your top comment is supposed to say.
Something something marry had a little lamb?

#IN8j8QjJ 2017/01/09 12:36

I, SpaceMarineGuy, resident of Dan-Ball and recurrent visitant of it's current hypertext document, entitled 'Powder Game Comments' containing a forum-based interactive user interface, advocate that we, the visitants who contribute and discuss miscellaneous subject matters in this digital environment, partake in a recreational activity in which our collective union, the contributors of subjects, engage against each other competitively via extending simple, prominently recognized literary phrases through archaic, complex vocabular equivalents and redundant clauses that convolute the interpretation of the original expression to the extent of which the avant-garde product incites humor and satire to individuals of whom construe our submitted sentences, via their contrasting comparison to the primary source of our convulation.
I will beget this novel occupation via introducing an initial, primitively constructed expression, of which is;
"Mary had a little lamb."

#IN8j8QjJ 2017/01/09 11:23

I am urged to inquire on behalf of myself that I too, concur with Σsigma, user of Dan-Ball, regarding that unique individual's statements concerning their personal preference towards the breakfast batter-based confectionary edibles known as 'waffles' versus another similar provender that is commonly denominated in the Western hemisphere as 'pancakes', thus indicating that we, as a collective group of individuals, uphold similar convictions within this forum-like hypertext document that is a section of the digital communal known as 'Dan-Ball', of which is consecutively moderated by a collaboration between three Japanese programmers known as Ha55ii, otascube and tylor.

#6gkHelVa 2017/01/09 06:29


#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/09 03:55

Why I'm a waffle fan.

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/09 02:02

>Pour your syrup on, it spreads evenly over the surface
>Take a bite out of it, get a delicious, sweet, crunch
>Continues to stay in one piece for easy eating
>Pour your syrup on it, half of it gets obsorbed, leaving a soggy mess of a food
>Attempt to take a bite out of it, starts falling apart after grabbing with fork from lack of structure
>From what you do eat, it is overloaded with sweetness making it taste terrible
>Syrup drips from it since it obsorbed it all, gets your hand sticky
>Turns into a soggy rag on the plate, making it hard to continue eating
Pancake eaters will defend this

#6gkHelVa 2017/01/08 23:01

Wow, you can see his skin turn red from it.

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/08 16:49

I swear, if that becomes the next meme...

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/08 16:24

#IN8j8QjJ 2017/01/08 16:12

I run iOS on a Rasberry Pi processor, that I use to play Crysis on Ultra settings on an old Zenith TV using bananas connected to electrodes as input.

#KKYJyqeT 2017/01/08 14:15

Is ststill alibw

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/08 14:12

I will do everything in my power to destroy every mac on the planet Earth
(I'm kidding. Use the OS you are comfortable with.)
(Still, #LinuxMasterRace)

Tim Cook
#RhjB3wo2 2017/01/08 13:27

I would I like to buy powder game and show that iMacs can be for gaming too.

Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/08 07:01

So...... not alaska und hawaii?

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/08 06:12

Pretty much sums everything up in the lower 48 states.

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/08 05:38


#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/08 05:38

I think its more like:
Pew pew pew. Murica. Pew pew pew. Freedom. Pew pew pew. Make America great again!

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/08 05:18

I've always felt that America's history (as an independent nation) could be summed up as such:
WE'REFREEWECANDOWHATWEWANT. Riot. Drink. Drink. Abuse minorities. Drink. Abuse minorities at different levels. Riot. Try to separate. Drink. Abuse minorities. "Nice try, South." Continue to abuse minorities, but a little less. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Riot because Prohibition. Riot and drink. 21st Amendment. Drink. Drink. Abuse minorities. Various disadvantages of a capitalism system happen. Abuse minorities. Minorities riot. Riot back. Drugs. Drink. Drugs. Defiance. More defiance. Still more defiance. Internet porn. Drink. President TRUMP!

#v6fcbyBj 2017/01/08 04:53

How do you post a map?

#XHtPWi2l 2017/01/08 02:43

hi guys

#XHtPWi2l 2017/01/08 02:41

pink yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#fc5Ccs22 2017/01/08 01:15

When I am Galactic Emperor of America all you America bashers are getting thrown into the sun.

Tyne and wear
#Bopd7BmJ 2017/01/07 20:13

That was a long, long time ago.

#W7WhMFHx 2017/01/07 11:09


#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/07 10:21

Was America ever dignified?

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/07 02:15

Yeah you got it, I was reminded of it because of the idea that our current president is a gameshow host and apparently we have the campaigns of both a pop-singer/rapper and a website inventor to look forward to and they're both probably going to use memes and it's just... Is America an actual dignified country or a thremepark?
Also the last president actually being black makes it a bit funnier in hindsight.

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/07 00:45

I only donate to movies if it has Meryl Streep in it.
(Chrome spellcheck recognizes neither Meryl nor Streep. -_-)
I don't really understand the humor. Is it the President's being black the most ridiculous statement in Abu's question according to the tour guide, even above the President residing in the Empire State Building and Michael Jackson being the President?

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/06 16:48

I'm suddenly reminded of a really old joke about a visitor from some made-up 3rd-world country, (Timbukturkistan, or something like that) and they're just floored by everything they see.
And this fictional visitor, (let's call him Abu, because "Timbukturkistan" sounds distinctly like it might have hosted a Caliph or a Sultan at some point) Abu is asking a bunch of questions about everything America is rumored to have on the way to their destination.
"Do you really have fresh water whenever you want?" Yes, of course.
"Do you really build your houses entirely out of glass?" Well there's some steel and wood to hold things together, but yes for the most part.
And so on, until Abu asked "Say, if we're going to the Empire State building, does that mean I might meet President Michael Jackson?" And I forget the exact wording, but the tour guide's answer is something along the lines of "A black president? How naive!"

#eDCZ84Lp 2017/01/06 05:06

This better be amazing, lgomstr.
Unfortunately, Kanye is pushing his campaign to 2024 so that Trump can have two terms first. So, it might be billionaire v richer billionaire.
Kanye seems like a great choice for president based on his history of inspirational music and non vulgar statements.

#KKYJyqeT 2017/01/05 19:50

Socks on concrete, jolly rancher kid, I was stalking back and now I gotta stay at grandma's crib, bunch of tank top nappy headed bike stealing Chatham boys

#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/05 13:29

Will you be rooting for Kanye?

#jIwrXETc 2017/01/05 13:15

Hey guys, in case any of you were wondering what I've been up to..
I'm directing a short film "Limbo", which follows Tom, a homeless man with a mental illness, and his journey to find his wife. We're currently raising money for the film on Kickstarter. We have 16 days left to raise $5,000. If any of you have ever been a fan of my uploads, or if you're just feeling generous, please donate and share the campaign.
Thanks guys!

#hjXypesa 2017/01/05 12:38

There are rumors going around that Mark "steal-your-data" Zuckerberg is going to run for POTUS in 2020.
I won't be rooting for Trump, but I definitely won't be rooting for Zuckerberg.

Torture King
#gXby1KrR 2017/01/04 18:40

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#dXvzB4Bc 2017/01/04 09:04

LK's not a fan of Mountain time.

#sePpYgas 2017/01/03 12:29

I love the digital clock work, i`m your fanboy

#a3AeA6rq 2017/01/03 10:17

I wanted to comment this, there is a person named King of As and he did Mario pixel art,like tons! <3

#a3AeA6rq 2017/01/03 10:13

Aww cool! I just found these comments thanks to Ozarnia!

#5XXtUOxP 2017/01/02 18:02

Is that eastern or pacific or central time, or the other ones that don't matter

#2Ge6eHgH 2017/01/02 17:08

I was born on 1999 11:59:59 P.M

#s7iwo8Gy 2017/01/02 07:18

I one made a lighter you could turn on and off without placing anything and the insides not catching fire, forgot how tho.

Shadow Titan
#VNJXYYEp 2017/01/02 05:08

Hey guys please vote for my new completely original upload:

#k2Nw59hG 2017/01/01 23:43

God, I had totally forgotten about this game. Happy new year.

#e56cIO2S 2017/01/01 19:17

well i guess it's time to start Volume 20 season 10 episode 7

Dark Doctor
#uGKvxgkS 2017/01/01 16:14

Happy new year

#Gtb5nQtA 2017/01/01 15:06

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I love you all so much. Please be safe and don't do anything dangerous!

#s7iwo8Gy 2017/01/01 12:56

Happy New Year People!

Shadow Titan
#VNJXYYEp 2017/01/01 09:08

Stealing someone else's work is completely immoral and should result ina ban.
Also, be sure to vote for my upload:

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